Mutual Climax is a bit like a unicorn; you can spend your life trying to catch one, but for the most part, it doesn’t exist. Technically, a mutual climax occurs when two different people both reach sexual climax or orgasm at the exact same time. Now, it does happen from time to time, but rarely does it ever happen from straight up penetration.
The best way to really achieve mutual climax is by executing the oral-manual combination, known as the Rabbit and the Hare. In this move, one partner performs oral sex on the other while they jerk themselves off or finger themselves. That way, they can maintain a slow and steady pace on their own genitalia, making sure that they don’t cum too early. When the partner starts to get close, and gives out a warning signal, then you can vigorously start masturbating as quickly as possible in order to catch up. If you’re lucky, you’ll both burst at roughly the same time.
It is possible to achieve climax during sexual penetration, but it is extremely difficult, and usually requires a dildo or vibrator. The best way to do it is buy your girlfriend The Rabbit, and let her do all the work jamming that thing inside her and making sure the tiny little bunny ears are directly on her clit while she fucks herself. (By the way, does anyone else find it incredibly fucked up that the best vibrator on the market is in the shape and name of a cute little bunny? Do women fantasize about Peter Rabbit tickling their clits with his giant ears when they are children or what?) At the same time that she masturbates, you can be penetrating her from behind doggie style, going nice and slow so you don’t cum before she does. Trust me, even though it’s technically cheating and you’re not really doing anything, she’s still going to feel like her intense orgasm was the result of something you did. Clearly it’s not, but why not take the credit?
Now, some of you cocky men out there might be arguing, “Hey, my girlfriend and I have mutual climaxes all the time from penetration.” Well, my only response is this. Either you’re lying, or she is. Chances are, you actually believe that you’re reaching simultaneous orgasms, but what’s actually happening is that you’re fucking her monotonously and at a terrible angle, so much so that she eventually gives up and decides to fake an orgasm right at the exact moment that you blow your load. That way, you can fall fast asleep, and she can go to the bathroom to ‘clean up’ (AKA, finish herself off). If you’re doubting this, then let me ask you one thing. Out of 10 times you and your girlfriend have sex, how many times do you reach mutual climax? If you said anything above 7/10 times, then she’s clearly faking it. However, if any of you replied honestly with anywhere between 1-4 out of 10, then you’re probably the only ones who are actually achieving mutual climax.
1. Leanne reaches mutual climax with every single man she ever fucks. She’s got one of those rare, horny conditions where she climaxes every five minutes or so, with or without stimulation. So really, it’s quite easy for her to have a simultaneous orgasm.
2. If you’re able to reach mutual climax with you girlfriend, you’ll never have to go down on her again. Unfortunately, you’ll never get another blowjob either.
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