Missionary position is a sexual position in which one person lays on their back and the other person lies face-to-face with them, in between their legs. It is by far the most popular sexual position there is, and for some couples, it is the only position they use.
A common myth is that it is called missionary position because when native peoples first saw people fucking like that, they were the missionaries that had been sent there to teach them about Jebus. This is not accurate. In actuality, the phrase comes from the first woman to try the position. She was an Irish lady named Miss O’Nary. Normally her husband would come home from the potato fields and fuck her doggy style until dinner. One day he came home and she was lying on her back, naked, and with her legs spread wide. He took the hint, and missionary position was born.
True story.
Most people like this position because it allows for activities like kissing and looking into the eyes of your lover. I loved it when I was fucking my ex-girlfriend Twyla in missionary position and she had an orgasm. Her eyes would roll back in her head, and she’d moan and tremble. It was awesome to see her face when she came. Plus, when you fuck a girl in missionary position, you get to watch her tits bounce around with each thrust. The unfortunate thing about tits and missionary position is that if the woman has big, floppy tits, they spill over her sides and sag on the bed. Not attractive.
And a note to all the people out there that are on the bottom during missionary position sex: do something! Move around! I have been with a lot of women, and only a handful knew that they should participate during missionary position sex. They’d rotate their hips to match my thrusting, or reach around and stick a finger in my ass, or scratch my back, or wrap their legs around my hips and lift their pussies into my cock. Try any and all those techniques with your man before he dumps your dull ass.
And have fun!
1. Betty loved missionary position because it let her kiss and look into the eyes of her husband Ray’s face. Ray hated missionary position because Betty had awful breath, a plain face. He preferred doggy style so that he could watch porn on the television while he nailed her fat ass.
2. Wrestling superstar Andre the Giant found out the hard way that he should not use missionary position when he’s fucking a woman. A gorgeous fan named Dina was crushed under his enormous weight and died while he was pounding her. He didn’t let that stop him from finishing, but the lesson was not lost on him. After that, he never fucked a woman in missionary position unless he wanted her to die while he was inside her. Only a half dozen times before his recent death.
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