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Milking the Prostate is a sex act that a lot of straight men have issues with, and very few are willing to try it or admit that they like it. Usually performed by female sexual partners, gay men, or nurses at sperm clinics, milking the prostate involves fingering the man’s prostate gland in order to make him ejaculate. If done properly, it can produce an instant, mind-blowing orgasm for the man; the kind you can’t control no matter what. It’s like waking up in the middle of a wet dream as a teenager, and being completely unable to stop yourself from spunking in your bed sheets.
The reason most men have issues with milking the prostate, is because they are afraid that if their girlfriend or wife sticks a finger inside their asshole, it means they are gay. Fortunately, that isn’t true. There is absolutely nothing gay about letting a hot female give you the best orgasm of your life. Seriously, just try it sometime. I highly recommend it during a blowjob. Known as ‘the Milk Maid,’ it is when a woman sits on her knees in a short skirt and bonnet sucking a man’s dick, and then sticks her finger inside his asshole and pushes on his prostate gland at the same time. This produces fantastic results, and there is nothing gay about a hot blonde giving you a blowjob, right?
Now, the only time it borders on gayness is when a man starts to like prostate massaging a little too much. On a recent sex show, a female caller reported that she recently started milking her husband’s prostate, and he absolutely loved it. So much so, that he has started to beg her to put on a strap-on dildo and fuck him in the ass. The sexpert on television told the woman that it was perfectly normal, and that there was nothing to worry about; her husband wasn’t gay.
Obviously, that sexpert was a lying whore. Hint to ladies out there: if your husband asks you to wear a fake cock that’s twice the size of his own penis, dress up in a plaid shirt and work boots, and call yourself Larry, he’s definitely fantasizing about one of his buddies at work. Or if he starts talking about wanting to try a threesome soon, but doesn’t mention another woman that he has in mind, it means he wants an excuse to see one of his male friends cock in your ass; all in the hopes that at some point during the double penetration, their balls might slap against each other ever so slightly and a magical, gay spark will occur.
So, keep that in mind whenever you milk a man’s prostate. It’s perfectly normal, but as soon as he starts talking dildos and doggie style, you’re in trouble.
1. Last night, my wife was milking my prostate and my boss at work called. We let the machine get it, but right at the exact moment that I came, all I could hear was him asking if I could work overtime tomorrow. Does that mean I’m gay?
2. When Steve first let his girlfriend milk his prostate, he was a little nervous about getting a finger in the ass. Now he likes it so much, every time he goes to the doctor for a prostate exam he has an instant orgasm.
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