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Scissor Fight

Slang term for lesbian tribbing. When two women rub their vulvas against one another for sexual pleasure, the position of their legs looks like a pair of interlocked scissors.

Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with people fighting while armed with actual scissors, which we understand is a popular amateur sport in states that lean Republican. Don’t worry, when the rednecks teach their kids how to fight this way, they use safety scissors.

1. When shown a picture of Zoë Saldana wearing tight blue jeans and diamond necklace, my girlfriend claimed she would “scissor fight that until she passed out.”

2. When shown a picture of Rosie O’Donnell and Paula Poundstone scissor fighting, I passed out.

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