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Foot Fetish

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Foot fetish is a very common desire, which involves the admiration and sexual attraction of feet, bare or otherwise. Whether they are covered in black stockings or covered in warts and bunions, a man with a foot fetish can be aroused by any part of the female foot, including toes, arches, soles, and to a lesser extent, the toenails or toe knuckles. Of course, homosexual men also have foot fetishes, but those are usually very static and one-dimensional, always involving a dude in military fatigues ramming his big toe up his partner’s ass.

Foot fetishes in pornography involve all kinds of sexual acts with feet. Role-playing scenarios and porno scenes are typically located in the tantalizing backdrops of podiatrist offices and reflexology clinics. Men are often seen using toe rings as target practice when they bust a nut, and ballerinas lure their dance instructors into wild orgies where pink slippers become cum Steins for the thirstiest of swallowers. In more rare films, female contortionists perform such acrobatic feats as ‘double foot masturbation’ and ‘2 Girls 1 Shoe,’ often viewed by a herd of hungry foot fetishers masturbating into a pair of ladies gym socks.

No one is quite sure why some men get their rocks off on the idea of a female foot, but it could stem back the Victorian age, when women continually refused to allow men to penetrate them before marriage, either vaginally or orally, but instead relied on footjobs to keep their men promising marriage and courtship, while still upholding their classy, female virtues and pleasing their Christian God.

Footjobs and foot fetishes are also common in other cultures. In Thailand, a “Thai massage” is something sexual tourists pay prostitutes for, which involves either the prostitute using her feet to give adult massages, or the patron giving a foot massage to a Thai hooker. In China, where Mother’s traditionally bind their daughters feet in order to keep them small and dainty in appearance, an unbound foot can be worth millions in the porno industry. In these films, women who were born on the fringes of society and did not have to follow the ancient Chinese custom of foot binding, often perform all sorts of sexual rituals with their feet, whether this be footjobs, toe sucking, or anal ‘footing.’ Similarly, in Germany, a woman with abnormally large feet is often dubbed ‘the Queen of Oktoberfest,’ and becomes the envy of all the girls in town. By the end of the night, that lucky female Bigfoot will be taken home by the drunkest man at the festival, traditionally known as “the King of Sausage,” because in Germany a man who has a hefty thirst for alcohol is believed to have a massive cock.

1. When my girlfriend told me she had a foot fetish, I thought she wanted to give me a foot job, so I said I was into it. Turns out, she wanted to ride my big toe instead of my cock.

2. Athlete’s Foot is to Foot Fetish, as Genital Herpes is to Blowjob Queens.

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