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The collective term for all people who have engaged in sexual intercourse while aboard an aircraft while in flight at least one mile above the ground.
According to legend, the first members of the Mile High Club were pioneering aviator Lawrence Sperry and socialite Mrs. Waldo Polk.
We’re pretty sure the super-rich, airplane loving playboy Howard Hughes must have personally inducted dozens of ladies into the Mile High Club, a list that potentially included Hollywood stars such as Bette Davis, Ava Gardner, Olivia de Havilland, Katharine Hepburn, and Ginger Rogers.
In February of 2007, Qantas flight attendant Lisa Robertson lost her job after screwing actor Ralph Fiennes in the restroom en route from Darwin to Mumbai, and in June of 2008, I jerked off under a blanket on a commuter flight to Newark, New Jersey, though some of my asshole friends say that doesn’t count.
1. Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice wanted to be the first foursome to join the Mile High Club at once, but they couldn’t all fit in the airplane restroom.
2. They should have prostitutes on planes, shouldn’t they? They could call it a Red Light Flight. I was pretty pissed when I found out I couldn’t redeem my reward miles for a membership in the Mile High Club.
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