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1. Last night, Vicky was giving me a rim job when I decided to give her the mud trumpet, but she swallowed the air biscuit and belched it back in my face. That’s how I know what we have is special.

2. When in Lisbon, be sure to visit one of the famous Mud Trumpet bars in the Brown Light District.

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