Milkshake is a slang term used to describe a woman’s body and the way that she flaunts it around. Quite often, it focuses heavily on the booty, hips, and breasts of the woman, and the more “shaking” she does the more desirable her milkshake becomes. In fact, the term has become so popular lately, that an alternative slang phrase has started to surface among homosexual men who frequently hang out with typically heterosexual or homophobic dudes. For example, in a locker room full of hockey players or football jocks, an athlete who wanted to indicate to a fellow teammate that they were gay, in the hopes that he was too, he would simply have to reveal that he is “Lactose Intolerant.” This phrase, if weaved into the conversation at the appropriate time, is a clear code word for, “Hey dude, I’m gay. Are you?”
Now, if you happen to be surrounded by openly gay men, the term milkshake has a very different meaning, and I do not advise that you use it. Unless of course, you get aroused by giving oral sex to another men with a mouthful a shit.
1. You know how McDonald’s Milkshakes are always waaaay too thick, so you can’t even suck it through a straw? Well, the same can be said about the female customers who eat there. Those milkshakes are a little too thick for my taste.
2. Whenever my girlfriend shows off her milkshake at the bar, I get really jealous because all the guys start staring at her. But, then I get really horny too because I’m totally into Zelophilia.
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