Everybody knows that girls have all the good sex / masturbation toys. It’s just a fact. They have shit that’s either compact enough to use while in the middle of a meeting or big enough to think that it’s a Rube Goldberg contraption. And really, it’s not about who’s being unfair to who or wanting to spark a revolutionary competition, we’re just wired differently, men and women. It just so happens that girls tend to be able to utilize robotics a bit more conveniently than boys. Well gentlemen, welcome to 2010.
Sex Toys for Boys.
March 9th, 2010Token Academy Awards Blog Post.
March 8th, 2010So the 82nd Annual Academy Awards have come and gone and now we are all left with post-Oscar depression. Ok, maybe “depression” is a little dramatic but you’ve also probably had the superstar dream at one time or another, and as Tyler Durden so delicately put it; “…We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.”
Texas U. allows “Smut for Smut” program.
March 5th, 2010According to Atheists Agenda, a campus club at the University of Texas at San Antonio, the Bible is full of “…things written by people in tents ages ago.” Or, to put it mildy; “Smut.”
Gross headline of the day…
March 5th, 2010Mo’Nique, the star of “Precious” and reported shoe-in for Best Supporting Actress at Sunday’s Academy Awards, has hairy legs.
And she’s not about to change.
That’s it. She’s got hairy legs.
I’m just sayin…
XRCO is almost here.
March 5th, 2010You may recall my half-ecstatic half-ranty blog announcing the date for The X-Rated Critics Organization (XRCO) annual awards show. Well now we have the nominations ladies and gentlemen! And information on how you can attend…
Burning Angel Issue #2!
March 4th, 2010If you like your porn with tattoo’s, piercings, maybe a splash of hair dye thrown into the mix and rounded out with a pair of steel tips, then you are very aware of BurningAngel videos – home of the alt-porn star!
Nica Noelle to Host Stephanie Swift Cancer Benefit.
March 3rd, 2010No one likes news of someone’s unfortunate bout with cancer. Especially when it comes to loved ones, or in this case, ones you’ve watched being loved. But this story offers a way for you to help!
Today is a good day.
March 3rd, 2010One word: BATMAN.
Two words: Porno Parody.
I’m a giddy little monkey over here in free internet porn land. Don’t fail me Vivid. Don’t fail my frail little monkey heart.
Video games and sex.
March 2nd, 2010This is nothing new. Porn, sex, nudity finds its way into everything one way or another! It’s as natural a conclusion as anything. But boy has it come a long way since “Custer’s Revenge.”