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Hood Rat

A hood rat is a girl who sleeps with various men in the neighborhood. This is usually noticeable due to her slacking standards of personal care. They are usually female and tend to exhibit a trashy demeanor. Their appearance and hygiene is usually unkempt and they are very promiscuous and often don’t’ use protection when having sex. They can be aggressive and are usually found in the ‘ghetto’ or other similar environments.

A typical hood rat might be seeing wearing a hoodie and Adidas pants, skinny jeans with an oversized daffy duck shirt, a blonde or red weave, cut off shorts that show her ass cheeks, a sports jersey as a dress, or a wife beater. She may exhibit plenty of bling, but don’t let the shiny jewelry fool you – it’s definitely fake. She’s usually chewing gum and has greasy hair and her socks (if she’s wearing any) are almost always mismatched. She’ll likely have tattoos of baby daddies all over her, and maybe a baby Jesus too.

Don’t be confused by your average run of the mill ho-bag, slut, or whore. Hood rats also do nothing but fuck dudes, but they also get super high and are basically alcoholics and they tend not to shower all that often so they’re pretty skeezy for the most part. Not a first choice for fucking. They’re prime candidates for both lice and genital herpes and they’re not known for prioritizing birth control so if you fuck a hood rat you’re likely going to have a little rat baby at some point. The other thing to keep in mind is that plenty of ho-bags and sluts and whores are highly educated and intelligent and can actually hold their own in an intellectual debate and are likely to have decent careers and nice homes and sweet families. Hood rats on the other hand probably dropped out of high school and their longest stint as employed contributing members of society was that three months they worked at Burger King and during that time they would have had an extra layer of grease lining their skinny or fat bodies (yes, hood rats are either ridiculously skinny or fatty fatty fat fat). These chicks are usually pretty dense. They speak in text language and they often forget how to spell LOL.

Fact: Hood rats are not really good in bed. They kind of just lie there or they pound away at your cock but with a weird rhythm that makes it hard to get off. Usually they’re just looking for something to eat and a joint.

1. Did you see Shaniqua? She was totally grinding with that dude on the dance floor and he was feeling her ass and lifting up her skirt and I totally caught a glimpse of her bare ass. She’s such a fucking hood rat.

2. That whore totally stole Derek from me and now she’s fucking him in my Grandmother’s house. She may be my sister, but she’s a total slut and a hood rat. I hope she catches AIDS when he date rapes her.

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