Mrs. Right Now is a woman that you don’t want to marry – you just want to fuck her. She is different from Mrs. Right, who is the woman that you do want to marry, eventually divorce, and give half your stuff to. Mrs. Right Now is the woman that you want to bend over, slap on the ass, and give all your stuffing to.
See the difference? It’s subtle, but noticeable I think.
You meet Mrs. Right only once or twice in your whole life. You can meet a new Mrs. Right Now ten times a day. If you’re anything like me, there isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t see a woman I’d love to make Mrs. Right Now. Getting them to agree to it is a different story. You have to be Mr. Right Now for them too. Making fuck is a give and take dynamic.
Actually, I suppose if you wanted to get yourself an high-class escort, or erotic massage, or lap dance, or prostitute, they’d technically be your Mrs. Right Now. I remember laying on my back at a Korean rub-and-tug parlor last night, looking up at the ceiling while my topless masseuse double-hand jerked my lubed-up cock. I looked over to see her perky little tits jiggling as she tugged on my meaty stick, and I thought, “You are my interracial Mrs. Right Now, Ling-Bau. I promise to love, honor, and ohhhhbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!” That’s when I came all over her hands. Some actually squirted up on her boobs. She laughed, washed up, and left me to my thoughts. She was on to be some other lucky guy’s Mrs. Right Now.
Mrs. Right Now doesn’t ever need to know that she isn’t your Mrs. Right. If you make the mistake of telling her the truth about that, you are in danger of potentially losing her as a sex partner. Some women are only with a man because they think there is a “future” in it. If you come clean right off the bat, you can say goodby to her throat and anus and pussy. Wait until after you’ve had your fun with all her holes, spent all her savings on a bunch of new stuff for your apartment, and then tell her that you’d like to see other people.
No wait, that would be dishonest. I meant DON’T do that. Tell her the truth right away. You might not get any of her sweet love, but at least you’ll know you were honest. And at the end of your days, when you realize how much pussy you missed out on because you were an honorable man, I’m sure you won’t have any regrets.
I always tell any woman I’m seeing that I have no intention of ever getting married, and that I never want any kids. If they’re on the same page, great. If not, I lie and say I was just kidding. I tell them I can really see her and I getting married someday. Usually gets me to at least third base that night.
I’m such a stinker!
1. Sluts are always your Mrs. Right Now.
2. Your mom was a lot of guys’ Mrs. Right Now before she trapped your dad.
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