Hotness hypnosis is when you find someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality. This is something that happens to everyone so don’t feel too ashamed when you fall victim to it. I’ve watched friends fuck racists, homophobes, and republicans because the physical attraction was strong they managed to block out all the horrible things those lovers believed and valued. The tricky thing about that intense physical chemistry is that it by no means guarantees that the person is a good lover. In fact, more often than not the person in question turns out to be a bad or lazy lover because that person has relied on their good looks for their entire sexual life and can get in the sack with just about anyone. They don’t have to work hard to keep someone in bed with them.
There really is no correlation between attractive people and decent lovers. The majority of people I’ve been with have not been stereotypically ‘attractive’. I’ve found them very sexy, but probably not a lot of people would and it’s unlikely that most would acquire hotness hypnosis over them. But because they weren’t relying on their looks, they tried very hard to please in bed and were quite successful. They spent a lot of extra time and care on me and my body and my pleasure. I, in turn, did the same for them as I don’t think of myself as having any kind of hot hypnosis power. If I did I’d probably never leave the house, I’d just post photos of myself on the internet with my address and wait for the line up to form outside my apartment for all those hundreds of people who would obviously want to fuck me. But there’s no line up outside my door and I’m not an idiot. I know that hotness fades anyway and in order to gain real and serious attraction to another person (the kind that’s sustainable, anyway), you have to get to know them. Like, you can fuck someone a few times just because they’re unbelievably hot, but if there’s nothing under the surface that you find remotely interesting or unique, it’s not going to last. You’re going to get bored. There are plenty of hot people that we can stare at and drool over. But after awhile they all blur together in our heads and we really can’t remember why we thought they were that hot in the first place. There’s just no sustainability in the physical. Plus, we’re all going to grow old and every day is a day closer to death, so we might as well search for something that’s under the surface that we can connect with and grow with.
1. Hotness hypnosis is a bit like highway hypnosis. If you’re in a car and you see someone super hot, you’re more likely to crash, just like when you fall asleep behind the wheel on the highway.
2. She’s giving me hotness hypnosis. I know she’s never heard of Martin Luther King, but she’s just so fucking hot, I’ve got to bang her.
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