To hook up with someone is to have sex with him or her. Of course, you could hook up with someone and just make out, but it usually means full on sex. Like, at least oral.
Hooking up often refers to people having sex with someone that they’ve just met, like at a bar or something, or it will refer to a booty call. The best hook ups are the spontaneous ones where you never quite know when it’s going to happen and then you’re out with some friends and you spot a hot dude who is totally checking you out and you make eyes and eye flirt with him until you know that he knows what’s going on. Then you excuse yourself and walk slowly to the washroom with your eyes still on him knowing that he’ll notice you and be into you and watch you go into the ladies room and he’ll follow you and the two of you will end up making out in one of the stalls and he’ll totally finger your wet pussy and it will be an awesomely hot hook up.
I’ve hooked up with the odd person at clubs. I’ve only had one really great experience and the others were…well…meh. Most of the guys I’ve hooked up with have been kind of gross kissers, like all slimy tongue and slippery wet lips and they always want to stuff their tongue deep in my mouth, like all the way to the back of my throat. I’ve never quite understood that compulsion. My eighth grade boyfriend kissed the same way. I didn’t know that kissing could be awesome until I was in my early twenties because all the guys I kissed always wanted to cut off my air supply with their tongue. I just kind of went with it assuming that I just wasn’t that into kissing. Then I hooked up with this one guy and we made out like crazy and he was an amazing kisser. Only used his tongue at the exact right moments. He just had the instinct for it. He was incredible. Then I hooked up with this girl who was absolutely beautiful and had frizzy curly hair and freckles and we used to make out like crazy at the local gay bar and it was like the rest of the dancers, all the queens and adorable fags, would just fade away and it was just us clinging desperately to each other’s bodies, trying to clutch at skin and curves and pressing out lips against each other and holding on tight. She was by far the best hook up I’ve ever had.
1. I totally hooked up with your sister last night. Her pussy tastes like olives and feta cheese.
2. Last time I hooked up with anyone people were still making jokes about being into bush but against George Bush. I guess it’s been years. Oh man do I ever miss burying my face in a nice thick bush.
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