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Hentai


Hentai can be a tricky but important word for any white tourist traveling in Japan. Technically, Hentai refers to pornographic cartoons and comics, which are popular in Japan and America, but its slang use in Japan simply refers to “pervert” or “dirty person.”

Since North Americans and Japanese use this term somewhat differently, it is not uncommon to find a douche, hipster 25 year-old standing in line up at a comic bookstore in Japan, pointing to his own chest and repeating “Hentai! Hentai!” over and over again until the store clerk either calls the cops, or invites him over to his “Uchi” for some S&M with his wife. In reality, this guy was probably trying to express his desire to purchase some infamous, pornographic Japanese comic books, but instead he ended up playing Roe Sham Boe with a 55 year old comic book store owner to figure out who was going to perform fellatio on his wife after the other one gives her a creampie. You might be feeling sorry for this man, but really, he was just one of the many 25-35 year old losers who broke up with his girlfriend after getting a useless degree from University, moving back to his parents, and not knowing what to do with his life. So, he did what every other loser who can’t make it at home does, he becomes “Big in Japan.” Maybe if he had simply spent a few more hours on the plan ride over skimming through a phrase book instead of playing with his Ipod, he wouldn’t have found himself strapped to a bamboo table in a Sex slave Sushi dungeon.

The content of Hentai differs greatly, but like any sexually repressed culture, the Japanese can produce some seriously twisted shit. Ranging from such classics as fucking schoolgirl virgins in the detention room, to getting your nipples sliced off by a Samurai sword as a giant panda bear with a human cock penetrates you anally; you are sure to have the wildest selection imaginable. Whatever your preference, Hentai is much like the rest of Japan; a giant playground for horny white guys with too much money to spend. Just make sure you learn a few useful phrases before venturing into a comic book store in downtown Tokyo in search of a cultural token souvenir, or you might find yourself living out fantasies you never even dreamed of trying back home. But don’t worry, what happens in Japan, stays in Japan, unless you’re using a video camera. Then that shit will be viral before you can

Examples:

1. Oh man, if only I had learned what the word Hentai meant, then maybe I wouldn’t have to guzzle Wasabi to get the taste of pussy out of my mouth.

2. I bought a few Hentai magazines so I’d have something to jerk off too, but I can’t seem to get hard from watching a half man-half tiger rape a schoolgirl with a tree trunk he rips out of the ground.

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