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The practice of covering your lover’s face with plastic wrap and then taking a hot shit on it. The plastic wrap allows your lover to feel the warmth of your poo without actually getting any ass-fudge on her face, though we think it’s a little funny if you can manage to poke a small hole in the plastic wrap covering her mouth without her noticing.

The practice is named after renowned American astrophysicist Carl Sagan. A pioneer in the search for extraterrestrial life, he used to tell his partners that this was how beings on other planets had sex. Since we’ve never been to any other planets, we don’t know for sure that he was wrong. Go Science!

1. A Hot Carl can be the gateway act to other scat play, like Cleveland Steamer or a Chili Dog.

2. I asked Annette if she would like to have a Hot Carl in bed. She thought I was talking about Carl the neighbor. Boy, was she surprised!

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