A Hermaphrodite is a person who is born with both male and female genitals, although, one set is almost always undeveloped. It is a name based on a Greek myth about the child of Hermes and Aphrodite. Hence, Hermaphrodite. I suppose they might have also called it Aphrodermes.
Being a hermaphrodite might seem like a shitty deal. I prefer to look at the glass as half full…of fucking! You’ve got a cock and a pussy, right? Well, guess what – use them! If a hot girl is flirting with you, take her home and use the cock on her. If she’s a lesbian, give her your pussy. If a hot dude wants to fuck you, give him your pussy. If he’s gay, pound his ass with your cock. The world is your oyster. And your sea cucumber, if you get my meaning.
As well, you could go into any locker room you wanted! Let’s say a hot little red headed girl in your class joins a gym in town. Stalk her until you figure out what her workout schedule is. Then, go into the gym and tell the ass at the front desk that you’re interested in trying out the gym to see if you’d want a membership. They’ll give you a guest pass, and you use it on a day you know red head is going to be working out. Then, just hang out in the locker room until she’s done her work out and ready to shower. Follow her into the shower and stare at her naked, wet body. If the gym gives you a hard time, show them your vagina and tell them to fuck off.
Similarly, if you’re attracted to a dude, the same thing would work. Watch him scrub and rinse his cock and balls while the water cascades off his muscular buttocks. If the gym gives you a hard time because of your tits and pussy, just show them your dick. They’ll leave you alone.
And, on those lonely nights, you wouldn’t need to masturbate like the rest of use poor suckers. Just stick your cock into your pussy and fuck yourself until you have a penile and clitoral climax. Can you imagine how good that would feel? One person with two simultaneous orgasms? Your head would pop off.
The point being that no matter who or what you are, there are ways to make it work.
Actually, the hottest thing would be if two hermaphrodites got together and had sex with all four of their genitals. So your cock would be in their pussy, and your pussy would be filled with their cock. God that would be hot. I’m hard just picturing it.
Lucky hermaphrodites. You don’t know how jealous I am now.
1. “So what if Michael Jackson was a Hermaphrodite?! It doesn’t give him the right to touch that Home Alone kid in his bathing suit area.” – Walt Disney
2. “Herman the Hermaphrodite Hears a Hoo” was Dr. Seuss’s worst selling kids book.
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