A Holiday Inn is a slang expression meaning vagina. It doesn’t have room service like an actual Holiday Inn, but it is a nice place to stay for the night.
I wish that pussies were available as readily as Holiday Inns. You can’t drive fifty feet down a highway these days without seeing a Holiday Inn. And, I wish that the rates for getting a pussy were as reasonable and standardized as a Holiday Inn room rate. Some women give it up for nothing, and some women make you spend hundreds of dollars on them before they give it up. Some don’t even give it up after you’ve spent a bunch of money on them. You don’t see the Holiday Inn making anyone sleep outside after they’ve paid for the room, do you? No.
As well, it’d be nice if the women that are actually looking for cock had a vacancy sign on them somewhere. That way we dudes don’t spend unnecessary time, effort and money on some chick that has no intention of giving it up. Holiday Inn has over one hundred million guests per year. That’s a little too many for a vagina, if you ask me. Sorry, Paris Hilton. Speaking of Paris Hilton, she’s the heir to a hotel fortune. Coincidence? Yes.
Holiday Inns are also a place where a lot of prostitutes get their business done. And why not? Clean and reasonably priced. Makes sense to me. So, you could score some hot whore Holiday Inn at the Holiday Inn. Hit the buffet afterwards and get yourself a plate of some lasagna and cabbage rolls. Good stuff after some good stuffing.
The Holiday Inn (pussy) is a little different from a Holiday Hook-up. The Holiday Hook-up is when you’re home for Christmas or Easter or whatever, and you nail some hometown girl that you won’t see after you go back to school or wherever. I love the Holiday Hook-up at the Holiday Inn. Just make sure you wear a condom, otherwise you could get a difficult call from your hometown. No thanks!
The only thing I really miss is when, after I’ve fucked some woman’s Holiday Inn, is the maid service. I wish some hot little immigrant with a sexy French maid outfit came out after I fucked a woman to clean up “the room”. I guess that means a thorough douching. Put some mints in her pubes. Some fresh condoms in the bedside table. I’d leave a big tip for that sort of service!
1. Gus took Lisa out into his family’s back forty acres. He brought a blanket and a box of condoms. Lisa welcomed him into her Holiday Inn once they were well out of sight of the farmhouse. They only needed one condom. Gus fell asleep after round one.
2. Jessica couldn’t fit my thick cock into her Holiday Inn, so I had to book a room in her twin sister Katherine. Katherine’s got a penthouse suite.
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