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Happy Ending


A Happy Ending is the cumshot resulting from an erotic massage.

Once upon a time, there was a young man named Jason. Jason was a very nice young man with a very big penis. One day, Jason was walking down the street and he passed a strip club. Jason was kind of horny, because he had broken up with his bitch-ass girlfriend a few days earlier, so he entered the establishment.

Once inside, Jason knew he had made the right decision. It was early Friday night, and the hottest strippers had already showed up for their shift. There were gorgeous women everywhere. Big tits everywhere. Firm asses everywhere. Cunts being gyrated. Drinks being served. The music was pumpin’. And there was an empty seat on sniff row.

Jason sat down at the foot of the stage and looked up at the gorgeous blonde dancing in front of him. Her tits were big and real. Not insanely big, but just right. The girl couldn’t have been more than twenty, because her tits were perfectly plump, perky, and firm. As she swung around the pole, her eyes met Jason’s. She smiled at him, and he smiled back.

She walked around the stage, seductively pulling her panties up and down. Finally, she took them off and sat down in front of Jason. She spread her legs as far apart as they would go, showing Jason her shaved, pink, tight, and beautiful pussy. Jason’s semi turned into a full-on erection. The stripper reached down and spread her pussy lips while looking right into Jason’s eyes. Jason’s cock pulsated a little, and he could feel some pre-cum leak out as he stared at this beautiful creature.

The stripper finished her dance, and left the stage. As the new stripper started her dance, both a waitress and the blonde dancer that had just finished approached Jason. Jason asked the stripper if she’d like a drink and she said yes. Then she asked him if he wanted a dance, and he said yes. They got their drinks and moved to a more secluded area of the club.

After ten dances, Jason’s head was swimming and his balls were throbbing. He needed release. He thanked the blonde (whose name was Destinee), and took a cab to his favorite rub and tug massage parlor.

Jason asked the woman at the counter if his favorite girl was working that night. She told him she wasn’t, but that they had a hot new girl named Cherry Surprise. Jason agreed.  He got undressed and laid on the table. A minute later, a beautiful Asian bombshell with huge real tits came into the room. She walked over to the oils and lubed up her hands.

Once she touched Jason’s cock, he moaned with pleasure. She worked his balls and dick while he squeezed her big boobs. She looked at him and said, “Cum for me, Daddy.” Jason groaned and gave her one of the biggest cumshots of his life. It made Peter North’s cumshots look like nothing. Cherry told him it was extra for the happy ending, and Jason smiled, knowing that the stolen credit card he’d be paying with still hadn’t been cancelled. And they all lived happily ever after.

1. The President sprayed his happy ending all over the intern’s dress.

2. John Wayne Bobbitt did not get a happy ending.

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