A happy trail is that trail of hair on one’s stomach that leads from their belly button all the way down to their pubic hair. This trail is often visible on men, but is much more rare on women, but believe you me, it does exist on women too. Most women shave or wax their happy trails because they feel self-conscious about them. Society never makes women feel that great about pretty much any body hair that they have from the forehead down.
Happy trails are most often found on women of Eastern European decent. If you’re German, you’re likely going to end up with some hairy on your lower belly, and there’s a good chance that hair is going to be dark. If you’re lucky, you’ll just have some soft peach fuzz in that area, and even if it’s dark it won’t be particularly noticeable. That’s if you’re lucky.
So we all have hair in places we’d rather not have hair, but the question remains – why are we so animatedly against it? When we were clearly born with it, why are we so obsessed with getting rid of it. Since pretty much everything we do is based on getting laid, it’s obvious that we get rid of our body hair to attract people you want to have sex with. And since the ideal body type has been deemed hairless by our society (I don’t know why this has happened, but it’s certainly NOT convenient for any of us), we will continue to do just about anything we can to remove that hair.
What’s weird is that not everyone seems to have a personal problem with body hair, but somehow we have this society that consistently makes people feel like they’re freaks if they have body hair or if they don’t mind the body hair on others. It’s the same with body fat. While yes we have an obesity issue in our society, the majority of concern over that issue has little to do with health. If it did, we would be focusing on healthy lifestyles and healthy eating and exercise, not creepy restrictive diets or pills and we certainly would worry a lot more about thin people than we currently do because as we know, just because one is of ‘normal or average’ weight, doesn’t make one healthy.
But in society, we are currently obsessed with one very specific body type that actually cannot be achieved with severe body modification and airbrushing. In other words, it actually simply cannot be achieved. So that poor happy trail that exists for so many women is not that happy because it’s constantly being made to feel horrible for its very existence.
1. My happy trail used to make me happy until I realized that no one wanted to fuck me because of it. Then it started to make me sad.
2. My happy trail leads my lover to the happiest place on earth, my cock. And eventually my taint.
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