When a woman officially declares a man to be in her ‘friend’ zone. This can happen for a plethora of reasons. This dude might be flat out unattractive. He might be weird or clingy or have a strange mole on the side of his face. He may want to get married which is weird. He may be into weird kinky sex stuff, which really should be celebrated, but some women just aren’t into it. He may have an unfortunately co-dependent relationship with his mother. He may have ex-girlfriend drama. He may have a kid (or three). He may eat liver or other organs. He may be addicted to comic books. He may engage in porn storms every weekend, either that or Dungeons and Dragons. He may have a super giant penis that the woman can’t get inside her vagina (though this is doubtful, but likely what many dudes tell themselves) so they have no choice but to ‘just be friends’.
Platonic relationships are friendships based purely on emotional and mental connection and experience, and are meant to steer clear of sexual activity. Of course, we’ve all fucked friends before so that whole theory doesn’t really pan out most of the time. In fact, many people enjoy a long friendship with their partner before engaging in anything sexual. This can be a really beautiful thing. By the time you fuck that person you really know them and feel that they really know you. You can create a beautiful sexual relationship that comes out of a beautiful friendship. Also, if you’re looking for something long term, something that has staying power, you might want to focus on your platonic relationship first, before diving straight into sex. Obviously you need to fuck this dude to make sure he’s a hot lay, but why not get to know him first? See if he makes you laugh, if you enjoy some of the same activities and TV shows, if you enjoy having a conversation with him. This can really make all the difference in a relationship. No matter how great the sex is, there will be periods where it just doesn’t happen or happens very little. So long as you have interesting shit to say to each other or you can at least watch episodes of 30 Rock together, you can maintain your relationship during the periods of little to no sex.
1. I’m in a platonic relationship with my professor, but I’m hoping to move away from platonic and get more into a fucking relationship. He’s so hot I practically cream myself whenever I see him.
2. The last purely platonic relationship I was in was with my dog. Okay, it wasn’t a hundred percent platonic, sometimes she would like my nipples while I was jerking off, but I don’t think she knew it was a sexual thing. Also there was a few times where she lapped up my jizz after I came. Okay, maybe we weren’t as platonic as I thought.
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