A mishap generally involving the mass consumption of alcohol and a misdirection of urine to an area other than the toilet. This usually occurs as the result of an alcoholic stupor. Can also apply to any other misadventure in some way linked to piss, like piss play or golden showers going horribly array. This is particularly common at house parties but can also occur at bars or pubs.
Avoiding a pisshap is fairly difficult given that alcohol makes you piss like a racehorse and the more intoxicated a person gets, the less they have control over their bodily functions. One thing you can do if you’re hosting a party and you really don’t want your guests to start pissing everywhere is remind your guests to go to the washroom on a regular basis, say once an hour. Or perhaps you can get them dancing really hard so that their pee comes out as sweat instead, which TOTALLY happens, for reals.
The most unfortunate pisshap I have ever witnessed was when I accidentally walked into the men’s bathroom at a bar and saw two dudes having a serious pissing contest. Of course all of that piss ended up all over everything and I guess that was the point. Oh, and then there was that super creepy pisshap involving an ex who wanted to piss in my mouth and then have me spit the piss into his mouth. He wanted us to go back and forth like that and the if either of us accidentally swallowed said piss that person would have to bend over and take it.
1. Okay, so I’m super into chicks peeing in my mouth. I just love it. I love the way a woman hovers over me, her thighs vibrating a little bit from fear and pleasure, her beautiful bush opening up to reveal those delicious looking lips. And then that tinkling of her urine as she fills my mouth with sweet and salty yellow sunshine. The only bad part is when she’s got to go number two at the same time. I had a woman try to hold her bladder all day in anticipation of pissing on me later on that night. Unfortunately she had also held her bowels all day too. Needless to say, it was a bit of a pisshap.
2. My girlfriend wants me to pee on her pussy and then lick it off while I’m eating her pussy. I didn’t really want to do it, so I told her I’d only do it if I blindfolded her first, saying that I was too shy to pee in front of her. So I made some lemon tea and prepared to pour it over her pussy. Unfortunately, I didn’t really realize how I made the tea and as soon as I poured in onto her pussy she screamed and jumped up in pain. It was a total pisshap. She ended up with nasty burns on her lips and clit and totally dumped my ass.
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