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Priapism


The potentially harmful medical condition of having a raging boner for more than four hours. This is usually because blood has become trapped in the dick and will not drain properly. Without immediate treatment, permanent wang-damage can result.

Priapism can be a side effect of taking drugs like Viagra that are intended to induce erections in men with erectile dysfunction. Unfortunately, the damage caused by a priapism can make your chronic limp dick even worse; so don’t delay in seeking medical attention if your woody won’t go away.

The condition is named after the Greek god Priapus, noted for his large and permanent erection, who was a god of fertility and sexual health. This is kinda weird when you think about it. It’s like naming trench mouth after the god of nice breath.

1. Naked pictures of Jennifer Aniston have proven to be an effective treatment for priapism.

2. I was worried I might be suffering from priapism, but it turns out I just have an extremely hot girlfriend.

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