This is a person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler. We have all done this on some level at some time or another in our lives. The most likely to be pornocchios are adolescents, particularly high school students where there is extra pressure to be sexually active and to be cool about it. However there are some who continue to embellish their sexcapades well into their twenties and thirties. At some point it starts to get downright sad as the majority of people grow out of that impulse.
A pornocchio might try to one-up all his friends’ sex stories. Say one of his friends starts dating a super hot chick and he talks about how she gave him a blowjob underwater in her parent’s backyard pool. A pornocchio might be eager to say something like, ‘That’s nothing. The other day I took my girlfriend AND her best friend to the public pool after dark. We totally hopped the fence, snuck in and I fucked both of them in the pool all night.’ Or maybe another dude took his girlfriend to the beach one night and they fucked in a sleeping bag on the sand. A pornocchio would probably say, ‘That’s nothing. Yesterday I took my girlfriend scuba diving and we totally unzipped our suits and fucked like crazy bunny underwater! Then we surfaced and swam to shore, took off our clothes and fucked on the beach while all these families were around cause it was totally Family Day. Isn’t that hysterical? Aren’t I hilarious and amazing and just such a total stud???’
A pornocchio might just share way too much information, and probably most of it isn’t true. Like their girlfriend’s tits are just like Pamela Anderson’s or she fucks like a porn star or she’s totally into threesomes and he can get it whenever he wants. With women it’s always, ‘I ALWAYS orgasm and I often come multiple times and I can get off quickly but not too quickly and I can get off with just one thrust of my boyfriends big beautiful cock’ (when in reality, she’s probably never even had an orgasm).
The thing is, we all indulge in a little bit of this and sometimes the situation calls for it. When you have your girlfriends over and you’re playing the Sex and the City board game, of course you’re going to get into your sex lives and what makes them awesome (or not so awesome on occasion). Or if you’re a dude and you’re out getting fucked up on jag with your friends, of course you’re going to brag a bit about your newest conquest. It’s when you embellish all the time or in situations where it’s obviously inappropriate. That’s when you’re a true pornocchio.
1. I can’t believe you told your stupid retard friends that you could give me an orgasm just by fucking me. Your nose just grew, you idiot dickhead pornocchio.
2. I admit it, I embellish a little when I talk about sex. I’m a bit of a pornocchio. Yesterday I told my best friend I fucked my boyfriend on an elephant when we were backpacking in Thailand. I’ve never actually been to Thailand.
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