An individual who refuses to pay for porn, but rather subsists on the seemingly infinite supply of lo-res pictures and truncated money shot-less clips meant to induce subscriptions. Without use of a proper browser, this usually leads to a porn storm. The search of good porn using this method can often result in succumbing to a porn vortex.
Another way one might be a porn mooch is when you crash at your friend’s house and wait til he’s asleep before you search through his drawers and find his porn stash. You might watch the porn at his place, jerking your cock all over his living room, or you might copy and burn it onto your laptop so you can go home the next day and jack it all fucking day. The truth is, if you have your laptop with you, you’ll probably do both, but if you don’t have your laptop you’ll still fuck the shit out of your hand while your friend is passed out in his bedroom. Or perhaps on the couch beside you. He’s fucked up on Jaggermeister and Irish Car bombs, so he’s not waking up any time soon.
The thing is, in this day and age we’re all some version of a porn mooch. We either download it illegally from the Internet, or stream it illegally, or we just watch those little five-minute clips you can watch online. Nobody really needs to own his or her own porn collection these days; the Internet makes it possible for everyone to have an endless collection of the latest and greatest. The only downside is quality, if you’re worried about that kind of thing. But in all honesty, most of the time you’re just looking for shit going into other shit – you don’t care if it’s in focus or not.
The nice thing about being a porn mooch is that you really don’t have to worry about your girlfriend finding your stash because you just don’t have one. I mean, you have one, but it’s the same wireless stash that everyone else does. So long as you remember to delete your history, you can be watching porn constantly without the fear of getting caught. In reality though, you probably shouldn’t date someone who doesn’t watch porn. A lot of chicks do these days, especially with the freedom that the Internet provides. Most women won’t be perved out by it and even if they are a little at first, you can likely get them into it. It sucks to be dating someone you have to hide yourself from. And, really, there’s no reason to when porn is making so many chicks happy and fulfilled.
1. My cousin totally broke into my porn stash and stole a bunch of my DVDs. He got my best anal videos, the fucker. What a fucking porn mooch.
2. The next time I crash at my boyfriend’s place I’m totally gonna find his porn and take a couple of movies back to my place. I’m sick of watching shitty quality porn on the internet. I’m such a porn mooch.
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