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Love Wand is a slang term for a vibrator.

Love wands are a great sexual advancement that women have been using for more than a hundred years now. In fact, electric vibrators were invented before the electric vacuum and iron! For once, people had their priorities straight!

Love wands are most effectively used by women when trying to achieve a clitoral orgasm. Although some vibrators are shaped like phalluses and can be inserted, most are designed to be pressed against the clit. By vibrating and stimulation the clitoris, a woman can climax multiple times in a sexual situation.

However, it should be noted that over-stimulation of the clitoris through the use of a love wand can have adverse results too. I was dating a woman named Ramona for a while, and she was great in every way except one. She had been single for a long time before we got together, and had become so used to using a vibrator to cum, that she couldn’t climax without one. Even if I performed cunnilingus or fingered her clit quickly, I just couldn’t achieve the multiple vibrations that a love wand could. Consequently, if she didn’t have her vibrator with her during sex, she couldn’t orgasm. It was detrimental to say the least. So, ladies, if you’re going to use a love wand, don’t over-do it. Use your fingers every now and then too, so you don’t end up like poor Ramona: a slave to the electronics.

After all: when the Middle East explodes in nuclear war, and the grid goes down and there are no more batteries or electricity to power your vibrator, what will you do then? Of course, you’ll also have roving bands of genetic rape mutants to worry about, so maybe clitoral orgasms won’t be a priority. Stockpile your toilet paper and ammo now, people.

But I digress.

When choosing a love wand, you want to get high-quality. Steer clear of plastic ones, and get ones made of silicone. They are more resilient, and they retain body heat. You can also get vibrators that are designed to hit your G-Spot, or are designed for anal stimulation. For a real thrill, check out the Sybian. It’s a saddle with a vibrating love wand in the center that will make you go crazy! For an illustration, just keyword search Sybian at orgasm.com and you’ll see!

1. Jennifer was pretty lonely when her fiancé Rick left for a month long business trip. Luckily, Rick had given her a gift certificate to the local sex shop. She went in and bought herself a high-quality love wand and brought it home. When Rick returned home after the month, he was shocked to see the amount of batteries his wife had gone through.

2. Gary and Theresa love having anal sex together while she uses the love wand on her clit. Theresa has multiple orgasms throughout the night when they fuck like that.

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