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Lingam


A lingam (translated as a “shaft of light” in Sanskrit) is commonly made of stone, represents the Hindu god Shiva, and is portrayed as an erect male phallus. In other words, it’s an old Hindu stone dildo, and a nicer way of saying “boner”.

It is usually found next to a stone representation of the Hindu goddess Shakti, called a Yoni. The Yoni is a vulva, and together with the lingam, they created the universe. I guess when Shiva was ready to cum, he pulled out and sprayed out the Man-Milky Way.

I remember the first time I saw how religion used sex organs as central images in the art and architecture. Have you ever taken a good hard look at the Taj Mahal? It’s just a bunch of big cock towers! Of course, for the most phallic looking building, you should take a look at the Ypsilanti Water Tower in Michigan. It won the contest for looking most like a dick.

1. While we were travelling, Megan and I went to a Hindu temple and saw some beautiful stone carvings, including a lingam. Megan got horny looking at it, and we raced back to the hotel for some hot sex. We stopped along the way to get some vegetables so I could double stuff her.

2. I like any religion that accepts and embraces the sexual energy and dynamics of the human experience. The fact that Hindus show Shiva with a rock hard lingam makes me proud to be a man. I’ve never seen Jesus with an erection in any of the paintings throughout Christian history.

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