A lesbro has two distinct definitions. The first is a man who has more friendships with lesbians than other women or men. The second is a man who befriends lesbians with the intent to seduce them. Let’s take a look at each of these definitions.
a. A man who has more friendships with lesbians than other women or men: This is the most common form of lesbro. It’s also the one that the name most accurately describes; a bro of a lesbian. Men love spending time with lesbians. There are two reasons for this. One, lesbians are intriguing. Men are always just a little bit curious about lesbians because they really aren’t interested in cock (or so they claim). However, many of them still like to be penetrated and a bunch of them love to pack a nice strap-on inside their jeans. So men are constantly trying to figure out if lesbians really don’t want anything to do with cock or if it’s more that they’re jealous and want a cock of their own, or if they want to be fucked by a lady that’s got tits and a cock. That’s really the dream. The truth is, lesbians just don’t want to fuck dudes, but they’ll fuck a chick with a dick (or some will) and they’ll definitely fuck a chick with a strap-on. I suppose there are the occasional lesbians who don’t want to fuck a dildo, but the one common thread that links all women together is our deep down desire to get fucked silly.
The other reason why men love befriending lesbians is because there is always a small part of them that is eager to try to seduce them, to get them back over to the dark side, to get them into cock again. Also, the idea that a dude could be the one who sways a lesbian back onto dick AND potentially watch that lesbian fuck a chick at some point is like a double win.
b. A man who befriends lesbians with the intent to seduce them: This happens less often and most men who try this end up with a fair amount of disappointment. While female sexuality has known to be quite fluid and women have been known to fuck men after living as lesbians for years and years, the likelihood that one specific dude is going to be able to convince a woman to bone him is ridiculous simply because any dude who thinks like that is likely a complete doorknob and no self-respecting woman would go for that shit.
If you want to be a lesbro then make sure you’re at least hanging with some hot lesbians so you can fantasize about them when you’re jerking off. If you hang out with some ugly dykes, not only will you not get your cock in them in reality, you won’t want to in your fantasy.
1. You are a total lesbro. You’re basically a male lesbian.
2. My boyfriend loves the lesbians. He’s a complete lesbro.
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