A vibrator is an electric, usually battery-powered, dildo that has a vibrating function to enhance stimulation. It’s the toy all women should have, the earlier the better. If you don’t have your first vibrator by the age of twenty-one, you should really start shopping for one. You can start off with the basic plain thirty dollar one that comes in a plastic package. They’re available at pretty much all adult video stores in addition to regular sex stores. Usually they come in nice reassuring colours like pink or purple. They don’t really look like fake penises, more like thick wands. Wave it around a couple of times and your wish is granted.
Once you’ve burnt out your first vibe (and believe you me, it will happen), you will probably be at the point where you want to upgrade to something a little more reliable, maybe even something waterproof that you can take in the shower or bath with you. There’s no shortage of different kinds of waterproof vibes in various shapes and colours – there’s even an adorable rubber ducky vibrator that you can leave on the side of the bathtub. Though it doesn’t have the strongest vibrations, it’ll do in a pinch. The higher the quality of your device, the more modes and speeds your vibrator will have and the better your climaxes are likely to be. Also, if you don’t have a vibrator but you do have access to any type of massager, you can always try that on your lady parts for good measure. Just make sure not to burn your clit off.
Really, every woman should have a collection of vibrators with enough variety and attachments to please her in any moment of fantasy. And use vibrators with your sexual partner; don’t just save them for when you’re alone. There’s nothing better than having your partner suck on your tits while you’ve got a vibe inside you. Or getting pounded from behind while you use one of those bullet vibes on your clit. Lesbians have been including toys in their sex play for ages, so get it together all you straight couples. And guys, you might find you enjoy a little vibration against your dick and balls. Oh, and if your partner’s got a tongue ring, they can buy one of those vibrating tongue studs to make your orgasms that much hotter.
1. Marcy called in sick for work that day. Instead of answering calls, making coffee, fixing the jammed photo copier and smiling at the boss (while thinking that his head looked bigger than normal), she spent the day using her rabbit pearl vibrator. She was in orgasm city, stopping only long enough to pee and make herself some boiled eggs for a protein hit.
2. Fuck. June banged her vibrator against the bed frame. Fucking useless batteries. She skimmed the bottom of her side drawer to see if she had any others. Why do vibes always die the second you really need them?
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