Lay is a common term meaning to have sexual intercourse or fuck someone. You can use it in a variety of grammatical ways, including the passive voice “I got laid,” the active voice, ‘I want to lay you so bad,” or even the noun form, “She was a great lay.” However it is used, Lay always means the same thing: to fuck or have sex with someone.
The term is believed to have come from Romans, who not only believed that proper digestion occurred when people ate food laying down, but they also believed that the only way to have sexual intercourse was also by laying down. Not surprisingly, very few sexual positions were ever tried in Rome; they mostly stuck with missionary and sideways doggie style. They believed that if someone stood up to have sex, the semen would drip down the woman’s legs, onto the floor, and eventually climb into the womb of the enemy’s wives, creating half-breed Roman-Greeks who would eventually lead to the Fall of the Empire.
Despite their persistent and strict adherence to horizontal sex positions, the Romans did create one sexual position that did not involve laying down. Called ‘The Clerical Thrust,” a much older man would stand in his robe, while a much younger, shorter ‘person’ would open his/her mouth and receive oral penetration from the person standing. It is called the clerical thrust because it is believed that the person receiving the thrust would be rewarded by God and the Church for his good deeds. At least, that’s what they told them.
1. Leanne is the best lay I’ve ever had. Even though she gave me the clap twice, and herpes once, I can’t get her out of my mind!
2. My high school sweet heart let me do The Walrus, the landshark, and give her a yellow shower. She was the best lay I ever had.
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