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A FUPA is one of those grotesque disfigurements that nearly all overweight people are prone to, but as disgusting as they are they are also extremely hilarious. FUPA stands for the upper portion of a particularly obese person’s pubic area, similar to a woman’s gunt only it’s a lot lower.

On males, the FUPA is located directly above the upper base of the shaft, and depending on how fat the person is, it can sag down and overlap the cock almost like a semen mud flap. If a man manipulates his FUPA, he can turn it into all sorts of funny looking animals and characters, known as ‘FUPA Friends.’ The Rhino is a popular fupa friend where the man squishes his fupa together from each side while he has an erection, causing the fupa to resemble the forehead of a rhinoceros and the erect penis forms the rhino horn. Another popular fupa friend for males is the orangutan, in which you pull on either side of the fupa flesh so that it stretches like an elastic and resembles the open, screeching mouth of an orangutan or chimpanzee. Naturally, the penis must be flaccid and preferably in motion, so that it looks like the tongue of the screaming ape. Similar to the orangutan is the squirting elephant, which can only be performed by a man with a particularly large fupa. In this move, he jerks himself off to the point of climax, and then at the exact moment of ejaculation, he pulls up on each corner of his FUPA so that the entire area resembles an elephant spraying water out of his trunk and flapping his ears back and forth in the air.

The female FUPA is located directly above the clit and in between the upper thighs, but does not go any further north than the base of the Gunt. Female Fupa friends are a little harder to pull off because they don’t have the added bonus of a penis (somehow there’s a phallic symbol or object in 90% of nature’s creations). Female FUPA friends usually involve some sort of sea creature or rodent. One example is the stingray, in which the woman simply stretches her FUPA by pulling on the bottom rolls of fat, making her entire fupa look like the body of a stingray, and the vagina and clit underneath is of course the stingray’s mouth. The Mole is the most common rodent fupa friend for women. Here, they scrunch up the flesh of their FUPA until they have two large dimples above their clit. The dimples are the mole’s eyes, and the clit is the tiny pink nose of the adorable, blind creature.

1. The first time Shelly had sex with a fat man, she thought he was a eunuch. But when she bent down a little closer, she found his tiny little cock hidden in the folds of his FUPA.

2. If you’re going to have sex with a fat woman, make sure you’re entering the right hole. What you think is her vagina, might actually be the middle fold of her FUPA.

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