Fuck Me Pumps are sexy and very high-heeled shoes that women wear when they are looking for a lot of male attention, and, ideally, a lot of cock-in-pussy attention as well. You’ll definitely know fuck me pumps when you seen them on a woman in a club or bar. Let’s say you just got to the club. You’re standing at the bar waiting for twenty minutes to get your eleven dollar beer. You’re looking out at the dance floor every now and then and spot a group of four girls dancing together.
One of the girls has a pair of nurse’s sneakers on. She’s dancing very minimally. She’s obviously come straight from work, is tired, and not interested in meeting anyone tonight. Then there are two other girls, both wearing somewhat sexy flats. They’re laughing and dancing around, but you can tell just by looking at them that they’re there for a girl’s night out; they’re not on the prowl for some dick. Then there is the last woman. She’s got her sluttiest outfit on that shows off her legs and big tits. She’s wearing three-inch high heels and is slowly moving her body just like she would if she was getting fucked. The high heels make it so her big, round ass is stuck out for all to see. She’s probably got a drink in each hand.
Those are fuck me pumps.
Now, I should point out that just because a woman is wearing fuck me pumps, it’s not an automatic green light to her cervix. You still have to make a little effort and get final clearance. However, there are lots of mitigating circumstances that should be considered first. Is she wearing “fuck me pants” or a “fuck me top”? Sometimes the fuck me pumps were the only thing that went with her outfit, and may not necessarily indicate her desire for a cock meat sandwich. If she’s got on the fuck me pants, or the fuck me top, it’s a good sign.
If she’s got on fuck me makeup, and is giving you the fuck me look, you’re golden. Approach her with a sexy smile. Now that you’re a little closer, you can tell if she’s giving you the fuck me eyes. Fuck me eyes are when the woman looks you dead in the eyes and mentally tells you she wants your cock. She may lick her lips. If she does, then as my dad used to say, “She’s got fuck me written on her forehead”. It’s time to give her a line.
“Hello.” you say.
“Take me home and fuck me stupid.” she retorts.
You know what to do next, cowboy. Give the little lady what she needs.
1. Your grandma looks great in those Fuck Me Pumps, dude. Is she seeing anyone right now?
2. Sometimes Gary wears his wife’s Fuck Me Pumps while she’s pegging him. She fucking loves it.
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