A fuck buddy is someone that you fuck whom you are not in a relationship with. So, basically you get all the benefits of being in a relationship minus the bullshit like not doing enough for Valentine’s Day or her birthday, not spending three months salary on a stupid ring, and not spending enough quality time with her. You don’t have to listen to her bitch about why you don’t ever take her shoe shopping or spend more time with her cat or come over for dinner. In fact, she’s much more likely to shield you away from her family simply because she’s ashamed of the type of the relationship you two have. Use this to your advantage. She may eventually want to rope you into a relationship, but for now, you can just be up for booty calls. When it starts getting a little too intense, you back off. You don’t call her for a couple of weeks and you wait and see if the intensity will blow over. Often it does and you can go back to fucking her as a friend.
Women dig the fuck buddy scenario too. Women want sex as much if not more so than men do. Women also have busy lives. They have school and careers to worry about. They travel and they sometimes have kids and most importantly, they have pussies that need to be fucked from time to time and hopefully more often than not. So don’t fool yourself into thinking that the fuck buddy situation is only for men. There are a ton of women out there who just want someone in their bed for an hour, an hour and a half tops and then they want that dude out the back door in time for them to watch John Stewart and get to bed by eleven.
A fuck buddy is often a friend and could even be an ex that you know you’ll never want to date again but the sex was so unbelievably hot that you’re totally fine with continuing to fuck him. You just don’t want to do anything stupid like go to dinner with him. As soon as you start up a conversation with this guy you’ll quickly be reminded why you broke up with him in the first place. You can make ‘dinner plans’, but they should involve him picking you up and coming into your place for a before dinner glass of wine. This will ultimately insure that you won’t make it past the front door to go out for dinner. You’ll have fucked him and he’ll be home by eight under the guise of needing to feed his dog or walk his fish. You’ll even have time to meet your friends for a drink.
1. I’ve got a fuck buddy, but he lives three states away, so we just have a ton of phone sex.
2. The last time I saw my fuck buddy he asked me to go with him to his sister’s wedding. I said yes, only if it meant that we’d fuck first and then I could skip the wedding.
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