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Fondling is the act of heavy petting or touching the body of another person. More generally it means grabbing, squeezing, and rubbing boobs, butts, or cocks.

Whether you are a tit-man or an ass-man, fondling is a big part of sexual enjoyment. Generally considered to be “second base”, fondling is a great erotic activity that is very stimulating, and yet totally safe. You can’t get a woman pregnant by squeezing her jugs, and she can’t give you gonorrhea by rubbing your ass. So enjoy!

Fondling is amazing because it is effective foreplay for most women. Many men make the mistake of rushing too quickly to the pussy when they’re getting frisky with a lady. Do yourself a favor and fondle her tits and ass for a while. Most women appreciate attention in that way, and it will pay off later when you do move to “third base”.

I remember my favorite fondling experience ever. I was fifteen, and my girlfriend had come over to my place. We were hanging out in the basement TV room by ourselves, and making-out pretty heavily. My parents must have known what was going on because they came down with a big bowl of popcorn and told us they wanted to watch a movie with us. I was disappointed because I knew that meant the end of the fooling around. But then my girlfriend said she was cold, so I got us a blanket and we got under it together on the loveseat.

Suffice to say that the blanket was perfect cover for both our busy hands. Now that I think back, I remember my parents were under a blanket too, on the other couch. God, I hope they weren’t doing the same thing we were! Although, my brother was born around nine months later. Oh God.

An easy way to get some fondling going with a woman is to offer her a massage. The trick is to make your boob and butt fondling appear to be you massaging her chest and ass muscles. It takes some practice, but it is worth it.

Fondling, it should be noted, is much different than groping. Right now in Japan they have a groping problem on the subways during rush hour. Men are grabbing women in the anonymity of the train and then walking away.  Women are unhappy with this for some reason. Personally, I wish more ladies would grope me when I’m on the train.

1. “I enjoy fondling breasts more than any other activity on Earth. My favorite way is to cup my hands under each tit and pushing them together so they mush in the middle. Then I stick my face in the center and motorboat the hell out of them.” –Pope John Paul 1

2. When I went to the movies with Sarah, I was surprised when she insisted I wear my sweatpants and sit at the back of the theatre. When she reached down and started fondling my cock, it made more sense, but I wish she had chosen a more heterosexually stimulating movie than “Brokeback Mountain”.

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