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Something that is sexually desirable or deemed high enough quality that it can be used for masturbation purposes. It could be a thought or an image, but usually it’s another human. Sometimes it’s an inanimate object that reminds you of a human or a body part. Like a balloon might remind you of a woman’s boob or a banana might remind you of your girlfriend’s lady hard-on.

What’s fappable for someone is a very individual thing. People get turned on by different body types and personalities and experiences. Some people hold on to their memories from past lovers and use those to masturbate to. Some people choose a person in their life to share an intimate fantasy with. Most of us, in reality, think about the porn we’ve watched. For those of us who watch porn. And most of us do.

Fappability comes in all shapes and sizes and situations. For some, it’s heels. High heels. Chicks walking around in skinny jeans and high heels. Some love made up girls with blush and pouty red lips and curled hair. Some are turned on by the natural look. Often chicks at the gym are super fappable, especially when they’re wearing the latest lulu lemon pants that shape their buttocks or a cute sporty top that rounds their breasts into soft but firm melons.

The best part about those girls who become part of our daily jerk off fantasies is that no matter how old or tired or chubby or wrinkly they may get, they’ll forever be that curvy hot piece of ass you started whacking off to all those years ago. Even if you end up marrying her and witnessing her spitting out a couple of kids and seeing her vagina all bloody and gaping like a giant dripping organ, you can simply close your eyes and think of that first delicious blow job you got from her, how her lips were so pink and puffy and soft and her tongue snaked delicately around your dick that you couldn’t help but shoot a massive load down her throat.

1. That chick that goes to my gym is so damn fappable. Every night before I go to sleep I jerk my pickle while thinking about how she looks on the treadmill, the way her tits move while she’s running, how fucking hot she would be naked. Damn.

2. My boyfriend used to jerk off to this picture of me every night. This was before we started dating, of course. It was a picture of me in my cheerleading outfit doing a high kick in the air. I found that picture under his bed when we were still just friends. When we started actually seeing each other and then sleeping together I found a new picture under his bed. A picture of fucking Martha Zeeberman in a pair of slutty jeans and high heels. He got the shot from behind while she was standing at her locker, and her ass looks better than my face. She’s the most fappable girl at school. The fucking skank. Tomorrow I’m going to put shit in her locker.

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