Being frigid means that you are not able to get sexually aroused, or that once you are sexually aroused, you can’t maintain the feeling until you have finished the sex. It is a bummer for you, and a bummer for your lover. Well, maybe not for your lover, assuming you have the good manners enough to let him finish his business.
I’ve dated a few women who would be considered “frigid” in my day. It’s really a frustrating dynamic to be with someone who can’t join in the fun of sexuality with you. It’s especially tragic if the person is hot and sexy. It’s like giving a Lamborghini to someone who is only comfortable going 15 miles an hour. It’s just not going to be used correctly. If you’re going to give a Lamborghini to someone, give it to someone that loves to go fast, and all night long.
There are some drug companies that are trying to come up with a treatment for frigidity. Hopefully they come up with something to help these unfortunate women. And their lovers too! After all, sexuality is an important part of any relationship (under 70), so if one person is consistently not feeling anything, it can get tricky.
I actually cured a girlfriend of her frigidity through some amazing work, if I do say so myself. Her name was Rita, and she was beautiful. She was twenty-six years old when we started dating. At first, she was such a good actress (and I was so happy to be inside her) that I didn’t realize that her whole sexual experience was void of any real pleasure for her. I was initially kind of worried that I was a dud in the sack, but then I remembered all my previous girlfriends who enjoyed many, many orgasmic highs with me. I calmed my ego down, and got to work on getting Rita over whatever block she had hit.
First, I asked her if she came when she masturbated. She said yes. I bought myself one of those cock ring vibrators that fits around the base of my erect penis and stimulates her clit while I’m deep-fucking her. It seemed to work for a few minutes, but then I could tell she had faded again. We tried to have sex where she was rubbing her clit while we fucked. Still nothing. Finally, as a last, desperate effort, I took the giant portrait of Lyle Lovett off my bedroom wall.
BAM! She came and came and came. Turns out a ten-foot high portrait of country super-star Lyle Lovett staring down at her while I gave her the business was throwing her off sexually. I was very understanding. He’s not conventionally handsome, to say the least. So, I put the portrait up in the bathroom, and we had a year of great sex together. I dumped her when I met this sexy twenty year-old Korean girl with big tits. She had no problems cumming all over my dick from the get-go.
1. I’m sorry your wife is frigid.
2. I’m glad my wife isn’t frigid.
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