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A sex fetish is anything, anyone, or anywhere that gives a person sexual arousal. If it makes your dick hard or your pussy wet, it’s your fetish.
Rather than go through common fetishes, I’m going to take you through my life, and talk about three fetishes I have had since I can remember.
Sexretary
I remember that when I was a little kid I used to watch WKRP with my mom and dad. I must have been about five years old, and I loved watching TV on my stomach on the floor. We had thick shag carpeting, so it was nice and comfy.
One day I noticed that every time Jennifer, (played by blonde, buxom Loni Anderson) was on screen, my hips would involuntarily rotate and grind my groin into the shag carpet. And that was the beginning of my secretary fetish. I haven’t been able to look at a secretary since then and not pop a semi-chunk.
Candid Camera
When I was about ten years old, I made friends with a kid named Frank who had just moved next door. Frank’s parents were divorced, and he lived with his dad. His dad was often drunk, so we’d hang out in his basement and rarely be bothered.
His dad hadn’t unpacked all the boxes yet, and we found all his old homemade sex tapes of him and the women he had had sex with back in their hometown. It was obvious that most of the women had no idea that they were being filmed, and that turned me on A LOT. It also made me laugh when Frank’s dad would smile at the hidden camera while he was making the women get really loud as they fucked. Since then, I have had the fetish for porn that portends to be a “hidden camera” scene.
The Church Organ
When I was fifteen I fell for a gorgeous girl that sat beside me in English class. She had huge, perfect, teen tits and a beautiful face. I found out she sang in the choir at her church, so I started attending the morning mass every Sunday. I would sit so I could watch her giant boobs sway as she sang the hymns out. When her mouth would form the “O” as she sang, it made my balls boil.
I was hard from the start of mass until the end, and would often need to stay kneeling and “praying” until things settled down in my pants. Suffice to say, church organ music is one of my fetishes. I have a CD, but most women make me change it to something else when it comes up in the rotation.
And there are three of my personal fetishes. I also like being choked while I shit on a Cabbage Patch Doll. But that’s a story for another time.
1. “My fetish has always been Latino guys with huge cocks.” – Your Mom
2. I have a Lettish Fetish. Lettish is the official language of Latvia, and the women there love getting assfucked. Which is also one of my fetishes.
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