Have you ever been lying on your stomach in a perfectly legitimate massage parlor, while some pretty young hippy with large breasts and soft hands kneads out your pulled groin muscle and massages your back, when suddenly you’re got a raging boner that keeps pitching a tent with the towel around your waist? Well, if so, you might have a sexual fetish known as Tripsophilia, which is the sexual arousal from massage.
Of course, there is also a really good chance that you just got an erection because a really hot girl was rubbing extremely close to your junk, or maybe you just hadn’t been laid in a long time and got a little comfort wood while you were listening to the Buddhist meditation music and getting oiled rubbed on your body. HOWEVER, if my detailed little description above gave you an instant hard-on just by reading it, then you are definitely a Tripsophiliac.
Tripsophilia is actually a very common fetish, and it is responsible for creating the first rub and tug massage parlor. It probably started off with a single customer, lying on his back with an erection shooting up like a tether pole, begging the masseuse to help him out. A little cash exchanged hands, an extra bit of tip money, and before you know it there’s a geyser of semen staining the ceiling and covering that masseuse from head to toe.
1. If you’ve got Tripsophilia, then don’t waste your money on a Rub and Tug or a legitimate massage parlor. It’s far cheaper to just pay a hooked to rub your back as she jerks you off.
2. Tripsophilia is the reason massages are covered by OHIP in Ontario.
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