A tease is a pejorative term for a person who has the compulsive urge to kiss and flirt with others, without actually putting out. She is different than a regular slut, in that rather than letting every guy with a stiff cock in her pussy, she draws the line at letting anyone explore her mouth with their tongue.
It can be very frustrating if you date a girl who is a make-out whore. I once dated a girl named Alex who would get drunk at parties or at the bar and make out with every guy she could corner. She’d wait until I was talking to someone else, or had gone to the bathroom. When I get back, she’s got her mouth sucking on some dude’s face. I’d have to interrupt them, get mad at her, and usually fight the guy.
The next morning she’d call me all weepy and apologetic, saying it was the booze, and that it didn’t mean anything. Plus, she’d remind me, it was just a kiss. I’d end up forgiving her because I loved her and she had some fantastic big, perky tits. It went on like this for almost a year. The straw that broke the camel’s back was when she and I went to the Adult Video Awards in Las Vegas.
We had a great time all afternoon, and went to the awards ceremony in the evening. We got pretty drunk, and it was a lot of fun. I get up to go to the bathroom when they’re announcing the winner of the best gangbang, and when I return to my seat, I can’t see her. I look around for a while, and end up finding her making out with Ron Jeremy. Yes. The Hedgehog himself.
I storm over and scream at her. Then I get Ron’s autograph. I tell her that the relationship is over, and that she can find somewhere else to sleep that night. Ron tells her she can hang out with him. That was the last time I ever saw her. I hope she and Ron are very happy together.
Luckily, most make-out sluts grow out of this habit with time and maturity. Plus, a few dozen cold sores will make a person think twice about kissing any random dudes. Nobody looks good with a giant grape on their lip, you know?
1. Bill thought Lisa was the all time Make-Out Slut champ after she kissed his brother and cousin at his birthday party, but then he heard that Sheryl made out with his grandfather, his infant daughter, the cat, the dog, the whole football team, and his mentally challenged, Siamese twin cousins Yong and Fong. She’s not invited to his New Year’s party!
2. Tony got wasted last night and ended up necking in the poolroom with Gretchen. He was worried that she might expect him to call her today, but I told him that she’s just a Make-Out Slut, and it didn’t mean anything to her.
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