The Tokyo Surprise is a sexual act developed by Tokugawa Ieyasu early in the 17th century. Combining aspects of Kama Sutra, Acupuncture, and Erotic Asphyxiation, its resulting orgasmic pleasures are so great that it cannot be described by any English words. Only truly understood by a handful of the Japanese sexual elite, it is rumored that one of these select few is attending drum circles somewhere in Western Hemisphere.
The most important aspect of the Tokyo Surprise is the surprise. During the Kama Sutra sex, at the height of the metaphysical pleasure, the erotic asphyxiation begins. Both parties begin choking each other as the orgasm builds. Just then, an Asian midget, hired by the man in secret, sneaks up behind the woman and uses an acupuncture needle to prick her in a very special spot on her ass. That’s the Tokyo Surprise.
By pricking her at exactly the right moment, the woman begins squirting her orgasmic juices all over the man, cumming at least twenty-five times in succession. By the end of her multiple orgasms, most women are completely brain dead after the Tokyo Surprise. They should be put to bed and given fluids that are super-charged with electrolytes. For the next ten days or so, any physical touch on the woman will result in more orgasms, so total isolation is necessary to bring her back to her senses.
1. Jason gave Wendy the Tokyo Surprise, and now she‘s in the recovery phase.
2. The Tokyo Surprise requires years of practice.
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