A Tijuana Bible is a small pornographic cartoon book, usually hand-drawn and low quality. They were everywhere in the early part of the twentieth century America, and often portrayed famous celebrities or politicians, or other comic book characters in sexual situations. The use of the likeness of these characters was never legal, but since the Tijuana Bibles were anonymously dispersed and authored, no legal action could be taken.
There were around 1000 distinct Tijuana Bibles printed in total, and were spread all over the country. They parodied popular comic book characters most, so Popeye (one of the most popular back in the day) and others would often be the main characters. So, instead of eating spinach and saving Olive from Bluto, Popeye would probably double-team her with Bluto. Then Wimpy would join them and they’d triple-penetrate her skinny body until she had her fiftieth orgasm.
Blow me down, indeed.
Many people thought that they were published in Tijuana, hence the name. However, most were published in America. They are called Tijuana Bibles because back then Tijuana was synonymous with immorality, and adding “Bible” just made it even more blasphemous and risqué. If you want to learn about God, the Tijuana Bible will not help you. Although, I’m sure a lot of the characters in the Tijuana Bibles scream God’s name when they’re bumping uglies.
If they were to start making Tijuana Bible again, the strips I’d like to see them parody would be the goodie-goodie strips in today’s newspaper. I’d like to see the mom and dad from “Family Circus” in their homemade dungeon in their basement, with the mom dressed up like a Dominatrix whipping the dad while he crawls around in a diaper. I’d like to see Dilbert and all his co-workers gangbang that woman with the silly hair in his office. I’d buy a newspaper ever day if that was in the comics section.
Of course, today we have things like Hentai and porn toons. But these are all just the grandchildren of the Tijuana Bible. Who doesn’t like watching some really kinky hentai? A bunch of super hero women with gigantic boobs and magic powers fighting a super-villain with a cock the size of a bowling pin. No matter who wins, it’s hot all right.
If you’re interested in reading some Tijuana Bibles, ask your grampa if he’s got any stashed away somewhere. Odds are he does. I asked my gramps if he had any, and he showed me a stash that he had collected when he was a young man. My favorite was a parody of Betty Boop where Betty meets a bunch of black guys and they have an orgy together. They treated Betty right.
1. When Lyle was on his way to fight the Germans in World War 2, he knew he wasn’t going to see a woman for months at a time. He made sure to pack his collection of Tijuana Bibles for masturbation purposes.
2. Tijuana Bibles have more blowjobs that the regular old Bible.
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