Like most things from Japan, Tekoki means something dirty, and it involves the man being the only person to ejaculate. Translated into porno English and karate terminology (where the act originated from), the word ‘te’ means hand and the word ‘koki’ means “to stroke.” In common day English, Tekoki just means a good old-fashioned American high school hand job. Although we North Americans have adopted the technique ourselves and given it various names, styles, and improvements, such as the American “Western Grip” or the Canadian “the Caribou Clasp,” the technique is undoubtedly Japanese in origin.
Most Japanese people believe that the ancient art of Tekoki only goes back as far as Geisha girls, and became popular from their adept skills at making old men explode into their Kimonos. However, according to prominent Japanese historians, Tekoki actually goes back as far as the Samurai days, when local farmers and citizens trained in martial arts secretly at night in order to fight off evil warlords who might come to ransack their villages. The most popular form of martial arts studied at this time was ‘karate-do,’ but the original intention of this art is lost on today’s modern Dojos.
-You see, ‘kara’ means “empty,” ‘te’ means hand, and ‘do’ means way, so put them together and you have “way of the empty hand.” Modern Sensei’s all over the world have wrongly interpreted that to mean that karate is the study of unarmed self-defense, but in reality it was an art form directed towards Farmer’s wives, trying to teach them the delicate art of making their husbands blow their loads with a few quick thrusts of an empty hand. The name was created with a second, more implicit meaning in mind, which was the subtle message that if a woman’s hand was empty, she should probably put a penis in it.
Of course, just as karate has evolved, so has the ancient art of Tekoki. In southeastern regions in Japan, Geisha girls soon learned to adapt their Tekoki technique to include Sorewo Suu, which in English literally translates to “suck it.” Similarly, in Okinawa they learned to modify their Tekoki to include the pivotal “ga ga” (grab grab), which involves grabbing the testicles in one hand as you stroke the man’s cock with the other. And of course, considering Japan is one of the most sexually repressed (and therefore, sexually kinky) countries in the world, most of these Tekoki techniques have been quickly picked up by high school and elementary school girls looking to make some extra cigarette money from their teachers, and it has also become quite popular among the fecal matter enthusiasts, who use shit and urine as Mother Nature’s best lube.
1. When I was an English teacher in Japan, I got a Tekoki before and after every class. Parent teacher night was even better. Let’s just say, like mother like daughter.
2. If you’re going to get a Tekoki at a Sushi restaurant, make sure they hold the Wasabi. That stuff burns worse than Gonorrhea.
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