Twat is a multi-functional term used to describe a female vagina or vulva, or an insulting term used to describe a douche bag, asshole, or dumb person. It is generally considered a vulgar yet hilarious word, whether or not it is being used as an insult or to indicate a female vagina. So, whatever you do, keep that in mind when talking dirty with your girlfriend or talking medically with your wife about pregnancy, doctor’s appointments, etc. You do not want to make the mistake of asking your wife if her twat is ovulating, or if she wants you to massage her twat before sex to increase her chances of orgasm and therefore increase her chances of pregnancy. In fact, if you happen to actually know that much about pregnancy and the female reproductive cycle, and you are considerate enough to ask your wife if you can help, then you probably shouldn’t use the word twat at all, anywhere, ever. Chances are, you’re far too ‘nice’ (and we mean that as an insult) to ever use a word like twat, pussy, stench trench, or finger hut. It just wouldn’t sound right coming out of your mouth. It’d be like hearing your kindergarten teacher say the F word, or your grandmother farting. It just feels wrong somehow.
1. The guy who invented condoms is a real fucking twat, in my opinion.
2. Sarah was a little unnerved when her doctor told her to ‘take off your panties so I can check out your twat.’ She only came in because she had a mole on her shoulder that she wanted removed.
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