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Three-Eyed Turtle


Three-Eyed Turtle is when you plug every orifice of a girl in the following manner: thumb in ass, fingers in pussy, and dick in mouth. The trick here is to trim your fingernails nice and short before hand, and clip your pubes too, gentlemen. That way your digits slide easily in and out of their respective holes, and you don’t tickle your girl’s nose with your short and curlies while she’s gorfing your knob.

Now that you’ve got your fingers in her and she’s sucking your dick, what do you do now? Just lay back and enjoy? No. Now it’s time to work her holes. You have two options here. You can either alternate your thumb and fingers going in and out of her pussy and asshole, or slide them all in and out of her at the same time. Rather than choosing one or the other, I recommend alternating the two techniques, and judging whether to stick with it by listening to her moaning on your dick.

If your girlfriend is anything like mine, using just your thumb may not be enough to fully stimulate her asshole. Feel free to add or subtract fingers as needs be. I like to use the “Spocker” on my girlfriend. That’s where you arrange your fingers like the Vulcan “Live long and prosper” hand sign, and stick two fingers into her ass and two in her pussy. Get the thumb in there too, if she wants it. If not, use your thumb to rub her clit as you finger fuck her. She’ll love it!

Some people contend that the three-eyed turtle isn’t when you use your fingers and dick on a woman, but rather when three dudes fuck one chick, and there’s a dick in every hole she’s got. It’s impossible to know who’s right, unfortunately, but I feel like both sexual moves are worth examining. So, let’s talk about getting a girl to be “air-tight”.

Being “air tight” means that all the woman’s holes are filled with cock. It takes three dudes to do this properly. If you have the chance to triple team a woman, take it. It’s amazing. If you get first choice of hole, I suggest the pussy. The ass and mouth are both great too, but there’s just something special about fucking a woman’s pussy while two other dudes ram her mouth and ass, and she cums. You feel it the most, because you’re in her cunt. It’s a good time for you and her.

The lesson that every guy should learn here is that no hole should go unstimulated when you’re fucking a woman. Get your fingers involved and penetrate her everywhere. She’ll love it. It’s the same for women. When you’re blowing a guy, finger-fuck his asshole. Start with your pinky. He’ll jizz like you’ve never seen before.

Multiple stimulations for all!

1. I love interracial three-eyed turtles with three black studs and a petite blonde woman.

2. I gave the wife the three-eyed turtle last night for her birthday present.

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