February is Black History Month so I figured I’d make this week’s XXX hottie an Ebony goddess. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the best black babe in the adult game, Miss Jada Fire. (Don’t worry, she’s naked after the jump.)
Ten Reasons You Don’t Want To Date A Porn Star
February 6th, 2012 by Chris MillerDating a porn star sounds awesome, right? She’ll be gorgeous, have giant tits and know how to fuck like it’s her job. Oh wait, that is her job. Before you send flowers and candy to your favorite sex videos star with a card that says, “Will you go out with me? Check the box YES or NO.” read on after the jump. Dating a porn star might not be all it’s cracked up to be. Can you handle it?
A Sex Super Bowl Threesome
February 5th, 2012 by Jeff PowellToday two NFL juggernauts will go head to head in the biggest game of the year: The Super Bowl. Afterwards I’m going to try to get a Giant’s cheerleader and Patriots cheerleader to fuck me at the same time. Are you turned on yet? You should be because this crazy threesome sex is really going down…in my head. But you should still read on because after the jump I’m giving you a hot pictorial of threeways done right.
Foot Job Sex Like In Porn? You Bet!
February 4th, 2012 by Chris MillerIs that a foot between your feet or are you just happy to see me? Ah yes, the ole foot job, one of the lesser known ways to have a girl jerk you off. I guess it’s not really jerking since the movements wouldn’t be as controlled because you’re using your feet but for arguments sake let’s call it a form of getting jerked off. Anyway, if you’ve never gotten a footy (which is also the nickname for soccer in Europe) you should make it your mission to get one tonight. You’re missing out. Have some sex tonight too while you’re at it. Why not?
Be A Cunning Linguist of Cunnilingus
February 2nd, 2012 by Chris MillerWhen I was younger I thought I was really good at going down on girls. Why? Because I had one girlfriend tell me I was good at it. When you’re a freshman in college and your lady tells you that what you’re doing to her downstairs is making her cum like in all those grainy porno clips you used to download with dial up, you might consider yourself the pussy eating king. It turns out I wasn’t. I wasn’t even the pussy eating prince. I was just a guy who thought he was doing it right because one chick told him he was. It wasn’t until three girlfriends later that I learnt how to properly perform cunnilingus. Get ready to get schooled in the art of licking cunt because if you used to be like me in my freshman year of college, you need all the pointers you can get. After the jump things are about to get wet.
Sex In The Woods
January 31st, 2012 by Jeff Powell“Nature, that’s why I come up here.” – Will Ferrell as Robert Goulet from Saturday Night Live circa November 2000.
Ah, the great outdoors! You smell the pine trees. You catch a fish from a singing stream. Streams can sing. Trust me. You hike through the wilderness, lucky if you can photograph a deer or some other animal you don’t get to see in the city. You see stars which is another thing you don’t get to see in the city. And after a long day of enjoying nature’s wonderful gifts, you can tell ghost stories by a roaring camp fire and watch some girl on girl action. Here’s Orgasm.com’s simple guide to sex in the woods. Get ready because after the jump, the forest’s never been this sexy.
My First MILF Memory
January 30th, 2012 by Chris MillerEveryone remembers their first encounter with a MILF. This is mine:
When I was little I used to play soccer. I wasn’t by any means good at it, nor did I think I could make a career out of it but my coach’s wife was smoking hot and it made practices more interesting when she was around. Mrs. Kiffen was younger than our coach, not younger by a few years, younger by 12 years. That’s a big age gap when your coach is 34. She was only 11 years older than the kids her husband coached! The girls on the team loved her because she knew who they were drooling over in their Tiger Beat magazines. The guys on the team loved her too because she had big tits, blonde hair and looked like a super model.
The XXX Dangers Of Ass To Mouth
January 29th, 2012 by Jeff PowellAss to mouth. Raise your hand if you’ve been involved in that scenario. A few of you. Good. Personally, I’ve never had the pleasure because I’m kind of a germaphobe. I’m not against anal sex. That I enjoy very much and wish more women would be into it. But yeah, I understand that the first time might be painful. So here’s what you should do, have anal sex with another guy then call me. We’ll have a great XXX butt fuck and it won’t hurt, k? And you can guarantee I won’t make you suck my dick after. Before is fine, though. Anyway, the point of this post is to educate those of you looking for some ass to mouth action tonight and make sure you know about the dangers.
BBW’s Are Better Lovers
January 27th, 2012 by Jeff PowellI’m going to give it to you straight; I had sex with a larger gal last night. She was a friend of a friend and not at all my type. Ladies, before you start picketing outside the Orgasm offices let me explain. I know body image is a big deal, I understand that there’s a lot of pressure placed by the media to be thin and I feel for any girl out there that suffers from low self-esteem or an eating disorder. However, I’m just not turned on by BBW chicks. No, I’m not into rail thin women and I do like it when a girl has something you can grab onto during sex like big tits or a huge ass. You know, whatserface from Mad Men? I’d totally hit that but the one from Bridesmaids? Not my thing. So now you’re wondering how I came to cumming with a big, bold, beautiful woman? It’s simple. Fattitude.
May I Please Have A Dutch Fuck?
January 26th, 2012 by Chris MillerI’m seeing this girl. She’s nice. She’s got a good head on her shoulders, which is rare for me because the women I usually frequent are bat-shit. I’m not an idiot. I know that I’m naturally drawn to fucked up chicks and I’m trying to break the habit. The problem with dating tame girls is that they don’t always let you do stuff that you’d see in your favorite XXX clips like a dutch fuck. What’s a dutch fuck you ask? Well dear readers, continue after the jump and find out.
