After a brief bunny induced hiatus, we’re back. Get it? Bunnies? Easter? Why is there a bunny anyway? What do rabbits have to do with the resurrection of Christ? Whatever, who cares? Let’s look at some tits. Orgasm.com’s porn star of the week cums to us from your earliest wet dreams. Ladies and gentlemen, her name is Chasey Lain and she’s been making sex movies since the premiere of Eerie, Indiana.
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Porn Star Of The Day: Chasey Lain
Monday, April 9th, 2012
Porn Star Hollie Stevens Battling Cancer
Thursday, April 5th, 2012SF Weekly reports that gorgeous porn star and clown porn pioneer, Hollie Stevens is battling cancer. In a sad twist of events, the 30 year old XXX performer was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2011. She underwent a mastectomy in August of that year but the bad news keeps coming. After the jump, let’s salute this gorgeous goddess as she prepares for another round of treatment.
Octomom Ruins Future Career As A Porn Star
Wednesday, March 28th, 2012Remember Octomom, that chick who pumped out a bunch of kids then realized she couldn’t afford them? Just when you thought her 15 minutes were up, she’s back in the news again. This time, instead of ruining her womb, Octomom’s ruining her future career as a porn star. Read on and find out why showing her tits was the wrong move.
Whaddup Shorty: An Ode Midget Porn
Wednesday, March 14th, 2012The other day my buddy told me he’d always wanted to bang a midget. I’m not sure what the proper terminology is and what’s considered offensive so for the purpose of this blog post let’s use “midget”. Sorry if you’re a little person reading this, I don’t mean to offend you and if you’re a lady you should call my friend Brian. He’d really like to make some sex videos with you. Anyway, without further ado, here’s Orgasm.com’s XXX ode to midget porn. Don’t worry, after the jump there are naked ladies (re: tits).
Celebrities We Want To See Baring Their XXX Parts
Monday, March 12th, 2012Last night I had a dream I was banging one of the sluts from Jersey Shore. I’m not sure which slut it was, they’re all the same herpes-ridden drunkards. If you’ve had dream sex with one, you’ve had dream sex with them all. I was completely repulsed and cursed myself for not dreaming of someone more attractive like Joslyn James, but it gave me an excellent idea. What celebrities do people want to see naked? Get a load of Wednesday Adams’ tits and many more after the jump.
Holler For A HandJob
Monday, March 5th, 2012In my opinion, the handjob is a lost art. Most women move right onto the blowjob, but sometimes a good old fashioned handy is just the ticket. Now, the men of the world do thank you ladies for sinking your teeth into foreplay – just a pun, please don’t ever use your teeth anywhere near the dick-n-balls area – but there are times where we want you to jerk our chicken. So grab the lotion and get those hands nice and moist because after the jump it’s time for a handjob!
My First MILF Memory
Monday, January 30th, 2012Everyone remembers their first encounter with a MILF. This is mine:
When I was little I used to play soccer. I wasn’t by any means good at it, nor did I think I could make a career out of it but my coach’s wife was smoking hot and it made practices more interesting when she was around. Mrs. Kiffen was younger than our coach, not younger by a few years, younger by 12 years. That’s a big age gap when your coach is 34. She was only 11 years older than the kids her husband coached! The girls on the team loved her because she knew who they were drooling over in their Tiger Beat magazines. The guys on the team loved her too because she had big tits, blonde hair and looked like a super model.
May I Please Have A Dutch Fuck?
Thursday, January 26th, 2012I’m seeing this girl. She’s nice. She’s got a good head on her shoulders, which is rare for me because the women I usually frequent are bat-shit. I’m not an idiot. I know that I’m naturally drawn to fucked up chicks and I’m trying to break the habit. The problem with dating tame girls is that they don’t always let you do stuff that you’d see in your favorite XXX clips like a dutch fuck. What’s a dutch fuck you ask? Well dear readers, continue after the jump and find out.
There Ain’t No Party Like A Leaked Celeb Photo Party
Monday, October 31st, 2011Growing up most of us fantasized about fucking our favorite sexy celebrities. Never knowing if it was their real boobs or a tit double made it really difficult to self fornicate. Well stress no more you’ve grown up and luckily so has the telephone age.
The Boob Chart
Wednesday, October 19th, 2011Everybody has their own terms for boob shapes, nearly everyone has heard of the common fruit terms, apples, pears, oranges ect. I came across this official boob chart and decided that like the Dick Tracy I am, I would find the “real” (term used lightly) boobs to match.
If you are a boobs kinda guy get the toilet paper and lube ready cause you are about to see 21 sets of titties.
#1 Cranberries
#2 Orange
#3 Peaches
#4 Lemons
#5 Grape Fruit
#6 Watermelons
#7 Pears
#8 Cucumbers
#9 Sweet Potatoes
#10 Bee Stings
#11 Flap Jacks
#12 Has Beens
#13 Pointers
#14 Mail Bags
#15 Under Chinners
#16 Cup Cakes
#18 Water Wings
#19 Coat Hooks
#20 Blockbusters
#21 Hot Water Bottles
Just to make up for number #21. I present you these 
