You know the fantasy: blonde MILF with her hair in a bobtail, black horn rimmed glasses, a hint of her bra peaking above her collared shirt, preferably a trace of some European accent you can’t quite place, sitting on the desk while lecturing. Then comes the come on to her student – “Can I speak to you after class?” If you’ve been living under a rock, here’s a MILF porn clip that features this exact scenario!

Unfortunately, for Joseph Corlett, a 57-year-old husband cum self-employed contractor, when he wrote in his essay titled “Hot for Teacher” – an homage to the 1984 Van Halen song by the same name – about his MILFtastic composition instructor Pamela Mitzelfeld, pictured below, things didn’t go as well as they do in your average porno.

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