Archive for the ‘Porn Parody’ Category

The Spice Girls Porn Parody!

Thursday, December 6th, 2012

As I was growing up, the Spice Girls were one of the biggest forces in pop culture. They were credited as being a “global phenomenon” and with the hysteria around the girls comparable to that of Beatlemania.

Recently the Spice Girls have been parodied in a porno film called OMG… It’s The Spice Girls Parody directed by Jordan Septo. There is much discussion in the news about the production being sued by record companies. But lets talk about something more important, like how we have always imagined these girls would be like if we ever got the chance to fuck one of them.

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Porn Star Of The Day!

Tuesday, November 20th, 2012

Brandy Aniston is a hot porn star with an interesting background. Her nationality is half Thai and half Armenian, which makes for a great combination, as you can see!

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Banging Dawn: The Twilight Saga

Monday, November 19th, 2012

Not gonna lie, when I first heard about the Twilight books, I was a little skeptical, but I decided to give them a chance anyway. Seven days later, and the rest is history. I read all four books in a week and was officially a die hard Twihard. My obsession with the series stemmed from the fact that I fell completely in love with Edward Cullen and when I eventually saw Robert Pattinson play Cullen in the movies, I fell in love with Pattinson as well. Which brings me to my next point; now that the movies are done and over with, Pattinson has said he wouldn’t mind doing a Twilight porn parody! Yep, you heard right ladies and gentlemen, a Twilight porn!

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Strip Clubs Get Ready for the Republican National Convention

Tuesday, July 24th, 2012

The 2012 Republican National Convention (RNC) is coming up and we all know what that means: porn stars and strip clubs. No, seriously. The RNC is taking place August 27-30, 2012 in Tampa, Florida and hosting 2,286 delegates and 2,125 alternate delegates from across the country. This is along with over 15,000 members of the press all converging on the city of Tampa. So what does this have to do with porn stars and strip clubs? Read on to find out….strip-club-strippers-pole

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Three Stooges Porn Parody A No Go?

Wednesday, April 18th, 2012

The Three Stooges, you know Larry, Moe and Curly? Well, they’re about to get the XXX treatment. Or are they? TMZ is reporting that The Three Stooges porn parody might not happen. If you’re like me, and you love a good porn parody then you should read on and find out why some Hollywood honchos are trying to block the XXX version from being made. Even if you don’t love a good porn parody you should read on because there are pics of girl on girl stuff, and everybody loves that.

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Top Pussy – Giving The Classics A XXX Twist

Friday, March 9th, 2012

The 80s and 90s have yielded some of the finest cinematic masterpieces. We laughed, we cried and we learned that if you give Rob Lowe a saxophone the ladies will cum in their pants. Without further ado, Orgasm.com presents the first ever pornification of four classic films. After the jump discover how we sexed up your favorite movies.

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Politicians Doing Porn

Friday, November 4th, 2011

Sex is a serious subject these days. Porn watchers are living in controversial times and nobody knows this better than politicians.

More and more news sources are discovering that when politicians rally against porn, it’s because they are avid viewers themselves.

It’s sad that we put such impossible standards on our political figures. In order to lower the bar, orgasm.com has decided to celebrate the politicians that look like porn stars.

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Porn and writing

Tuesday, September 13th, 2011

Most people think that any kind of erotic or Porn writing is just a matter of slapping together some smut and selling it. The truth isn’t so easy unfortunately for those writers who do do it. If it were that simple then everyone would be doing it. Writing Porn is just like writing anything else and such so that it can cease to be exciting at all for the writer.

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The writer isn’t always getting their jollies writing about cock and pussy all the time. They’re constructing sentences and forming literary movement and paying attention to grammatical flow. They edit and rewrite and sound things out. In short, it becomes a job just like any other writing gig they might receive. It’s a job and they have to deliver a professional product to it’s destination. They can’t skimp and they can’t turn in a half baked job to their boss or their editor. They’re likely to receive at best a reprimand and at worse, they’re looking for a new job. That hot steamy story you just read about porn star April O’Neil was probably approached very clinically by the writer who’s only joy came from their editor with a pat on the back and a good job, then it was on to the next project. Now this doesn’t go to say that writers don’t get any enjoyment or arousal out of what they write but any joy comes secondary to the job.

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It is a job, and that job demands concentration and professionalism so these obligations have to be met first before they can, like you, sit back and enjoy what they read. There are hazards also that have to be watched for. It doesn’t do your writer any good to have their characters getting into some game of twister where the sexual positions are pushing the boundaries of anatomical possibility you see. If Jack is going to be doing Jill then the writer has to answer a few questions first. Does the action flow smoothly? Is it realistic? Would real people do these things or find them pleasurable? Only after these questions have been answered can your writer turn to the joy.

Dirty Cartoons

Thursday, August 25th, 2011

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Asian porn has become pretty legendary among porn enthusiasts. Long before any other porn market was open to many of the niche markets of various fetish and kinky interests, Asian porn was exploring every possible sexual interest known to mankind. The Asian porn market has long been known to be the innovators when it comes to sex and pornography. It’s funny though, for all the kink and fetish and unusual sexual interests that the Asian porn industry is willing to delve into, quite a bit of Asian porn has people’s genitals blurred out. There are laws in Japan that forbid showing genitals and pubic hair, so that area is blurred even when there is no penetration. It may seem odd to some people that there is such willingness to explore so many unusual sexual adventures yet the country has obscenity laws that require that film makers not show the genitals of the cast.

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Other popular forms of Asian pornography are hentai and adult video games. Hentai is a Japanese slang term for sexually explicit comics and animation, such as anime and manga. Hentai is extremely popular all around the world. The censorship laws in Japan discourage visible genitalia even in hentai. In spite of the fact that the characters are cartoons, the genitals and pubic hair is blurred even in the cartoons, animation and video games. In the US, the characters are required to appear to be obviously over 18, but the genitalia can be visible. In Japan, the characters can take on an obviously child-like quality, but the genitals must be blurred. That is just one example of the difference in censorship laws from country to country.

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One clear benefit of Asian porn and hentai is that it tends to target a lot of different demographics, including material targeted specifically toward women. In the US, porn is predominantly targeted toward men, although the market for porn geared toward the female buyer is growing steadily.

The Sex Video

Thursday, March 31st, 2011

The obligatory sex video once held the casual pornography viewer as well as the ardent connoisseur in an iron-fist grip of aching need; where to buy it, affording the tape, where to watch it even, were all deep concerns. These days a naughty video is viewed more as a collector’s item, obsolete really in the way we view dirty images, certainly an old paradigm of the way we buy and view or porn. People are not halting their viewing of men and women getting it on, have no less an interest in cum shots, oral sex and all manner of nasty activities and fetishes, it is just nowadays we can get all this stuff easier than renting a tape.

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As we grew from 8-millimeter to triple x movie fare, to home video to straight-to-video features, so now do we view what we view across our PC screens in the privacy of our own homes. As all other businesses progress in some way or die on the vine, digital technology made the selling, distributing and production of the modern day porn films a wholly different business then it was even five years ago, let alone from way back in the day when stag films were produced for bachelor party viewing. Pornographers today realize that current technology renders old idea obsolete, that the time is well passed to ruminate over the changes in the business, that even when one idea is being tried another, better, faster and newer one is being considered. In all business this quicker-than-you-can-think-it mentality exists but never stronger than in the world of providing visual stimuli for masturbation. Technology is both a blessing-for those who wish to assimilate and dissect these images at and ever faster cheaper rate-or a curse-for those trying to sell their porn downloads to an audience who can get all that sucking and fucking for free if they wish to.

The scenarios, images and ideas of the classic fuck show will never go out of style. As a culture we like our naughty images and will forever search for them from various sources. It is not a question of what do about the production of dirty movies as much as how to produce and distribute a good sex film and how to create something ever newer that people will be willing to pay for.

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