Sometimes, I’ll be watching something and it’ll end. If I have the remote handy, I’ll change the channel. If I don’t I’ll just watch whatever’s on next. That’s how I got into Storage Wars. Let’s face it guys, we’re lazy. Instead of getting up to grab the remote, I watched a bunch of idiots bid on storage lockers. We don’t want to work for anything, especially when it comes to sex. We just want to lie back and let the ladies take care of everything. But eventually our girls get angry at us for our minimal approach to banging. They have sore thighs, they say. They want something more from us besides a dildo on a skateboard (a term coined by author Irvine Welsh). So here it is, an easy sex position that won’t make you work too hard but will make her think you are: Doggystyle. Read on and learn why this position benefits both you and your girl.

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