Ten Reasons You Don’t Want To Date A Porn Star

Dating a porn star sounds awesome, right? She’ll be gorgeous, have giant tits and know how to fuck like it’s her job. Oh wait, that is her job. Before you send flowers and candy to your favorite sex videos star with a card that says, “Will you go out with me? Check the box YES or NO.” read on after the jump. Dating a porn star might not be all it’s cracked up to be. Can you handle it?

Here’s ten reasons why dating a porn star isn’t a good idea.

10. Every guy will hit on her. The thing about adult film actresses is that they exude charisma. Even when they’re not filming Big Breasted Foot Job, they act like they’re hot shit. They have good reason to, of course, they are making millions of men and women cum by cumming but do you really want to date a girl that gets hit on all the time?

9. Jealousy will rear it’s ugly head. You say you’re not the jealous type? That’ll change when you have a relationship with a porn starlet. You’ll wonder why that performance she did with the chiseled African-American adonis with the giant cock was so convincing. Are they fucking on the side? Is she into him? It’s not worth the headache.

8.Everyone will know what she does for a living. Get ready to have people call your girlfriend a whore on the street. Get ready to have people coming up to her and asking to feel her tits. It’s not like she was a stripper in college to pay for tuition and nobody knows about it, she’s a porn star. Everyone knows about it. She’s not ashamed of her job in the adult industry and if you ask her to lie to your parents when they first meet her, she’ll resent you. And by the way, your dad totally knows who she is.

7. She will be hotter than you. Normally, this would be a good thing, except people will wonder why a hot chick like her is wasting her time with an average guy like you. You’ll start questioning it too and it’ll wreak havoc on your self-esteem. You think you’re a well adjusted guy now? Start dating a girl who has her own line of sex videos and you’ll hate yourself which brings us to number 6.

6. You’ll start hating her. You will, you’ll start resenting her for being a porn star. You’ll stop wanting to have sex with her. You’ll call her a whore to her face. She’ll break up with you and then you’ll realize she’s not the bitch, you are.

5. One day she’ll want to become a real actress. You know what happens when porn stars try and make a name for themselves in Hollywood? Nothing. In sex videos, it’s okay if you fumble the four lines you have. In a Steven Soderbergh film you better know your dialogue inside and out and be able to deliver it like Meryl fucking Streep. Unless you’re dating Sasha Grey, your porn star girlfriend isn’t going to make it in Hollywood. No disrespect to Miss Grey but she’s not going to win any Oscar’s either.

4. She’ll have no range for anything else. Let’s look at Katie Morgan for this example (which also ties in to number 5). She’s gorgeous, has a nice body, loves anal sex and was in a mainstream movie. The problem with the movie she was in? She played a porn star. Are we going to remember Katie Morgan for anything else? No because making sex videos is what she’s good at! She’s not going to teach social studies at an inner city high school, she’s not going to cure cancer, she’s going to fuck on camera and then she’s going to retire. Katie Morgan we love you but even after you’ve put the adult biz behind you, you’re still going to be known as a porn star.

3. You’ll never want to hear about her work. A big part of our everyday lives is venting about our jobs. It’s therapeutic to share a meal with your partner and discuss what you did at work ┬áthat day. They provide a sympathetic ear and tell you that your boss is an idiot or your coworkers are stupid. When you date a porn star you’ll cringe every time she mentions how many dicks she had in her mouth before noon. “How was your day Katie Morgan? Did you get that anal scene out of the way before lunch?”

2. Everyone will have seen your girlfriend cum. Most guys pride themselves on their ability to get girls off. If your girlfriend makes sex videos for a living it’s expected that she cums. Everyone will know that your lady cums at the drop of a hat and that’s what they’ll be thinking of when they meet her. Especially your dad.

1. She fucks other people for a living. If your woman makes sex videos from nine to five that’s – wait – do we even have to get into this one?

Before you embark on a romantic relationship with a porn star, heed our advice. But by all means, continue to watch hot sex videos featuring your favorite porn star. There’s no danger in that.

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