Archive for September, 2010

The Stud Man

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

“Come to mama, baby,” Edith Richmond said softly to the hung nineteen year old college sophomore, “let mama have some of that nice big pecker.”

Cade Barker gave his hips a little shimmy, causing his massive erection to swing gently back and forth, giving the sixty five year old cocksucker her usual thrill.

“Oh my, Raymond,” she said to her husband, who had by this time pulled his own dick out of his chinos and was coaxing it to life far across the hotel room. His wife of forty-one years knelt to the younger man and wrapped her lips around Cade’s rock hard penis.

The Richmond’s made a habit, and paid well for it, of finding well hung young studs to orally satisfy, but Cade Barker had by far the nicest erection either of them had ever seen and for the past three months they paid handsomely for the college man’s time.

“You are our stud man,” the old lady under Cade said. Raymond huffed in the corner and Cade held on to let the lady feast until he came.

Later at his dorm room, as Cade began studying for his Bio mid-term, his door burst open and his lanky black girlfriend Krissy plodded in. ”Where have you been all afternoon, and don’t tell me you were at the library.”

“Krissy, don’t jump to conclusions,” the young man replied, standing. “I was just out, that’s all, just out.”

“You were out letting those old folks suck your cock again, weren’t you?”

“Well, uh, ya see, Kris,” he stammered, “it’s like…”

“I know, I know,” she sighed, “but it just isn’t right, and I don’t care how much they pay you.”

“I’m sorry, baby,” Cade pleaded taking the lanky black girl into his arms and kissing her hard.

“They pay me five hundred bucks. Besides, it doesn’t mean anything, I only make love with you.”

It was the same argument that they’d been having for the last three months. It always ended, like it would right now, when Cade pushed Kris on the bed, removed his girlfriend’s pants and panties and began to lick her pussy.

“Fuck, I hate how you always win our arguments,” Kissy said her eyes closed, brow furrowed and pussy just about to burst. Cade looked up, inserted a finger up his girlfriend’s gloppy hole and said: ”No, now I’m gonna win it.”

Krissy sat back, opening her eyes wide to what she knew was about to happen. He boyfriend knelt up on the bed, unzipped his pants and took his monster cock out of his pants. For her, watching Cade ready his cock to enter her was almost as good as feeling those eight inches up her almost.

As Cade wrapped his cock in his hastily acquired condom-the sight of the man fitting that extra large rubber down his tree-trunk of a shaft another erotic sight the girl really enjoyed- Krissy felt a shallow orgasm take her in anticipation.

“Fuck me my stud man,” she said as Cade knelt up close, placed just the head of his large dick to her pussy opening and smiled.

Now where had he heard that before, the erect hung boy thought, smiling to himself.

Porn & Politics

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

The media would like us to believe that the better portion of Americans are hitting the streets to cause a ruckus in the name of politics. In fact, voter turnout in America is at an all time low, and many are having trouble choosing which candidate should lead the free world.

Perhaps it is comforting to know that men are a little more prone to get political if they know that means a possible “win” for their own member. Two psychologists have recently claimed to have found a pattern between the American states which backed a winning candidate and the number of search requests for porn on the internet in that state.

In 2004, upon George Bush’s alleged “win”, rates of internet porn usage in the states that backed him surged. In comparison, states that supported John Kerry saw decreases. Remarkably, the same results were found in the 2008 election that featured Barack Obama and John McCain, as well as in the 2006 congressional election.

The study was conducted by Patrick Markey and his wife (who remains anonymous) – both psychologists interested in political phenomena. In an online interview Markley was quoted as saying, “If we saw this just for one election, you might chalk it up to chance, but we saw a pattern with it happening three times. It’s also cool that we saw these results with both Republicans and Democrats — that these were general results not just driven by one political party.”

The results may be indicative of more than just one political party being sexually active then another. Men aren’t usually prone to sudden masturbation sessions upon a successful victory are they?

Apparently, the husband and wife super team stumbled on their findings after working on studies involving testosterone levels. Related studies have shown extreme levels in testosterone, high or low, result in differences in sexual behavior.

American states which voted strongly for McCain in the 2008 elections had significantly lower levels of free porn consumption. Obama voters fared a lot better when he successfully won the election, causing a massive spike in online porn usage among the strongest states.

“We don’t know for sure if testosterone is the reason why we are seeing these changes in porn-seeking behavior, but it seems like the best explanation at the moment,” said Markey.
The only thing left to wonder is which party watched teen cheerleader sluts, or anal avengers.

The Football Game

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

“Brad,” Valerie called from their bedroom, “can you come help me for a minute?”

“Babe” the tall black man said from the den. “The game just started here.”

Raising her voice the demure woman repeated: “Please, just a moment, please.”

“Val, wait ’til the quarters over, ok? We’ve got the ball on their thirty seven!”

Valerie shouted: ”Bradley Decker you get in her this instant, do you understand me?” Rolling his eyes yet hopping out of his resisting recliner, Brad waited for the next play-a screen pass for fifteen yards-then ambled down the hallway huffing. ”Ok, what can’t wait?” Sitting at her dressing table in just bra and panties, Brad’s short wife was running a brush through her fiery mane.

“Well,” the big man demanded, “Whaddaya need, let’s go, let’s go.” The round-faced woman finally turned to her husband. ”Be a sweetie and unhook my bra?”

“You got me in here for that, I’m watching a game Val!”

“I know, I know, but it will only take you a second and I’d really appreciate it, pleasssssssssse!” Shrugging his shoulders, Brad stepped further into the bedroom. ”Turn around,” he sighed. Coyly Val turned her freckled back as her husband reached to fumble with the two clasps directly under the center of her shoulder blades. Struggling for a few more seconds, the big guy stood back in exasperation. ”Jesus, Val, these things get more complicated all the
time.”

“Can’t you…” Val said, deftly reaching round to undo the hooks herself. “See?”

“Yeah, great, thanks for getting me in here for nothing.”

“I just thought…” the little woman said holding her 36double dee bra over her bountiful shelf of tits. “…forget it, just forget it. Go ahead, enjoy your game, we can talk later.”

“What?” Brad asked, truly exasperated. “What is it?” Bowing her head in fake distress, Valerie took a deep breath-expanding her already massive chest-then slowly lowered the white satin bra letting her big chest spill forth. As always Brad gave his wife’s round big boobs more then a passing gander. Five years into their marriage, three dating before that, Val’s meaty tits still gave him pause. Was that cheering he heard on the t.v.?

“I-I think I’m losing feeling in my nipples,” Val said pinching her erect little rosebuds. ”I….” the petite redhead added, her pointy chin down, a clutch in her throat.

“Baby?” Brad asked, kneeling to his wife then as the woman looked up with limpid forming pools in her big baby blues. He reached over and took the woman in his arms. ”Come on, come on.” Valerie hid her smile in Brad’s shoulder. Holding her off him Brad asked: ”How can I help baby, really, tell me how.”

“Well, I…well you know how sensitive my breasts have always been and how much I love you sucking my nipples,” she began as her husband’s eyes lit up. “Well, maybe, well, maybe if you could just, you know, maybe if you could just suck on them a little, just to…I, I’m sorry I shouldn’t have asked, the game is on and…”

“Ok, okay,” Brad replied, then suddenly remembering the game he added. “Definitely, let’s do that.” Leaning off his wife fully then, Brad smiled, dipped his bald head, angled his mouth to the big right breast Val was now holding to him and…. ”God!” Valerie sighed.

“Yorrm, hvrn rrr bsts tttss,” Brad said shoving as much of Val’s warm white tit in his mouth as he could. Valerie’s pussy was about to explode, not only because of her husband’s suckling-it did feel good-but for the fact that she was fully manipulating Brad’s Sunday football watching.

“Bradley, I-I…” she tried and the man finally lean back from suckling her breast.

“What, what babe?”

“Well…” she said sweetly. “…I definitely felt that, thanks, but I think I have another problem.”

“Jesus, Val,” Brad moaned, sitting back on his heels. “Now what?” Flashing her best big-eyed little-girl look Brad’s wife pulled her panties down revealing her bald drenched pussy and thickening clit. “It’s all wet and sticky, whatever am I going to do?” Aware now of the ruse, Brad smiled, stood up slowly and shucked down his dungarees and boxers. His big chocolate cock bouncing free, he took it in hand as his wife stood, slid down her panties, turned and put her palms on her vanity seat. As her husband executed slow steps closer, the little girl got up on tiptoes, spread her alabaster thighs, rolled her ass back and presented her pink chestnut to her hubby.

In a second Brad was up in her, another five he was buried to the hilt, his thick hot cock spreading Val’s hot wet little place from behind. ”Oh fuck,” he huffed, grabbing onto his wife’s hips. ”Better then the game?” Val asked as her husband’s big cock almost hurt it buried so deeply.

“I’ll make the second quarter, I’m sure,” Brad tittered, pushed himself all the way in as his wife screamed with the distant cheering on the t.v.

The Scientists Have Been Studying Jizz Juice

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

It isn’t a surprise that most men have tried nearly everything to have sex without using a condom first. The most unfortunate fuckers end up getting std’s or pregnant due to this trait, however there are positive benefits to having sex without a condom, besides it feeling amazingly better.

Men can now boast that their unprotected meat wands actually boost a women’s mental health.

In a sex survey of 300 college aged women completed by the State University of New York showed that those who routinely had unprotected sex grew more depressed as more time elapsed between sex sessions. Women who had safe sex did not show the same results. Surprisingly, partners whom had unprotected sex were less likely to commit suicide or suffer from depression.

Women who had unprotected sex were also more likely to seek out new partners and have sex sooner after the relationship has ended. Porn star much?

The moral of the story? Researchers believe that woman are biologically addicted to cum, which is apparently a mood elevating drug for females. It is actually possible to suffer from withdrawal, if she does not get her regular dose.

It may seem like a lofty conclusion, however there is scientific research to back up these claims, however subjective it may be. Condoms may not be the greatest thing in the world, but they are one of the simplest and safest forms of contraceptive available.

At the end of the day though, would you rather have a cum addicted slut of a girlfriend with herpes and a baby on the way? I didn’t think so. So before you bust out the mother of all one liners, remember it might be your last.

Porn Vs. Piracy

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

Last week, the Larry Flynt Internet Group filed a lawsuit in a Dallas federal court, suing 635 individuals allegedly guilty of reproducing and distributing Hustler’s Barely Legal Schoolgirls porn dvd through BitTorrent. Cases of porn producers targeting torrent users have been increasing among the industries leaders recently, a tactic that has been largely avoided until now.

Copyright complaints have been reaching a record high, now that torrent use has run rampant among the masses. The small amount of complaints, 2,200, that have been issued , pale in comparison to the actual free porn content available on the internet. The porn companies are allegedly targeting niche oriented porn downloaded first, so anybody into shemales or 18-year-old sluts, should be warned.

Piracy on the internet has allowed users to take advantage of supposedly free content, however the victimized companies are now counter attacking the overwhelming network of millions whom are consuming commercial entertainment for free.

Personal information is easily retrieved by companies, who mainly deal with large corporations like Bell, Verizon and Sprint. It is no surprise that with exponential increases in torrent use, that the the porn industry and its anal avenging porn stars are fighting back. It could be the last dying gasp of what was once the industry’s main profit sector. This is a evolving relationship between consumer and company – one that will never cease to produce new relationships.

The After Party

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

Gil sat down on the edge of the large king size bed pulling on his socks.

“Babe, we’re due at the Martin’s in twenty minutes,” he yelled to Priscilla in the bathroom. Waiting a few seconds for, but getting no response, he sighed, got up and went in to check his wife’s lack of progress.

“Priscilla,” he shouted over the sound of the hairdryer that assaulted him. “Priscilla!” He stopped at the open door.

His short wife was completely naked standing there with her long brunette locks upside down as she bent her head to dry them. Not hearing her husband, Priscilla stood up, facing Gil and yelping once in surprise.

‘Still the best pair of tits I’ve ever seen’, Gil said to himself, smiling as his wife stood fully facing him with her big tits and her sweet tight pussy bare.

“Gil,” she admonished. “I made us late already.” Priscilla recognized her husband’s ‘I-want-you-now’ look. ”Just let me get dressed.”

Even though she was right, they were late and turned then from her husband-’a great ass too’, Gil thought-Priscilla knew Gil would be up on her in a second; she’d be disappointed actually if he wasn’t.

“You make so horny,” he said stepping up to her back. As Priscilla brushed out her hair, she heard her man reach down and undue his fly.

“Gil, we don’t have ti…” she began but secretly yearned for that fat prick she felt poking her ass. ”G..g…” she tried, leaning her hands on the cold Italian marble sink, spreading her legs just enough for Gil to place the hard hot head of his dick up between her legs.

“Gil, we’re really gonna be la…”

As they both looked in the mirror and smiled Gil entered his wife hard, pushing his thickness up and in between Priscilla’s wet lips as she gasped and threw her head back.

Just as quickly as he had come in though, Gil retreated out of that hot little hole, popping his now wet cock free.

“We’re gonna be late,” he said, spun and left the bathroom. ”Pay-back’s a bitch!” Priscilla growled, sighed, shuttered and continued to get dressed.

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Bad in Bed: Damage Control

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

So you’ve met someone you’re into and you can’t wait to fuck the living daylights out of them. That is – until you get into their pants and they start doing some kind of silly buggers game that does not do anything for you. What gives?

There’s no nice way to tell someone they’re bad at kissing or suck at blow jobs, but the most effective approach is to make it about you. Start by telling them they are a wonderful kisser, blower, fucker, fister, or whatever is most applicable to your situation.

The most important thing to remember is to make” I” statements. This will allow you to help your partner get involved with raising up his or her skill level without saying that’s what you’re doing. Tell them you want to teach them how to blow or fuck or kiss you the way you want to be blown, fucked or kissed. Just tell them; give them the option of doing it right.

We all generally have fragile egos. Sometimes, though, we believe that they’re even more fragile than they really are. In all likeliness, your partner wants to make whatever it is they are doing work for you, and doesn’t think they’re the reincarnation of the world’s greatest porn star. Most people have learned ways that work for them and if your partner is tuned and you use the right kind of language about your own experience, they should be able to recognize that what you’re doing is best for both of them.

Talk in specifics and walk them through what you want. Break it down and show them step by step what works. Once they understand that they can pick it up more naturally and move from there. Whatever chemistry got you to where you are should work in tandem with these tips you provide. There was something that drew you together, and if you can get your physical needs to line up with them, you should be bouncing off the walls, or pussies and cocks, in no time.

The Many Forms of Spiritual Sex

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

Sex can be largely a physical activity, though women primarily tend to believe it should be a spiritual, even sacred experience. Our responses to the emotional commitment that sex brings can reveal a lot about a person and their views on sex. Some of us view our bodies and sex for that matter, as sacred beings. Some people may become aware of their own potential through the healing that this affirmation brings.

Despite the potential that spiritual sex offers, there are fundamental ideas that are relevant universally. A lot of naive porn addicts would offer us an insight to the manipulation of a person’s perception on sex. In the west, we tend to diminish sex until it’s merely an act of hot fucking and orgasms. Understanding the basics of spiritual sex will allow us to begin to see sex as sacred rather than profane relationship.

Throughout history, attitudes towards sex have changed as cultures have continued to evolve. The pornofication of society that we are currently experiencing illuminates the importance of performance, technique and instant gratification, and the potential of sex as a sacred form has been long since acknowledged.

The most famous version is tantra, which emerged from Asia around 1400 BC. Tantra is founded on the belief that we can access the divine through sexual ecstasy. Nearly all religious traditions are infused with sexual symbolism, some even embracing sex as an act of engaging god. Despite the myth that religion tells us to primarily abstain from sex, even archbishops have suggested that accessing god through the body’s grace is a significant religious experience.

The Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams was quoted as saying, ‘To be formed in our humanity by the loving delight of another is an experience whose contours we can identify most clearly and hopefully if we have also learned or are learning about being the object of the causeless loving delight of God.”

Some of us may have already experienced divine states during incredible sex – some that surpassed the physical enjoyments we normally experience. We should all strive to find a healthy balance between watching free porn and engaging in some righteous fucking.

Is Your Girlfriend In-Orgasmic?

Saturday, September 25th, 2010

Could she be in-orgasmic? Or is it possible she’s having orgasms without your knowing it?

If a guy says he doesn’t masturbate, you can check his palms to see Robin Williams’ chest chair growing from them. On the other hand, many women don’t masturbate, and often if they do they start much later in life.

It’s also a well-documented point that women don’t reach their sexual peak until they reach their mid-thirties. She may have a hard time getting aroused by herself. Some women will play around and it’ll feel really good to a certain point, then it won’t feel very good, so she’ll stop. There’s no big crescendo, so she is not perceiving that she’s having an orgasm, if in fact she is.

If she gets horny, gets wet, has a vibrator, enjoys masturbating even if she’s not having orgasms, she might want to have her testosterone levels checked. The so-called male hormone is responsible for great deal of female sexual response cycle. A lot of women who are not horny at all or not orgasmic may have really low levels of testosterone.

A lot of women don’t really get there until they hit their sexual peak.She’ll need to learn how to breathe and engage her diaphragm. If she holds her breath, she can actually short circuit all the responses going up and down from head to pussy.

Most importantly, try and help her relax, as getting upset makes the struggle even more challenging. If she feels like an orgasm is something she owes you, rather than something she experiences or possesses, it will compound the problem. If she didn’t start masturbating until she was 20 and now she’s 25, she may just be a late bloomer. And if not, maybe it’s time to get her to watch some free porn.

Lady Gaga Gets Free Porn

Friday, September 24th, 2010

Lady Gaga is known around the world for her sex status and activism for sexual rights. Recently, Gaga made quite an impression while touring though North Carolina, and got an offer that most of us men could only dream of due to the fact that she happened to visit a few porn shops on her week in the town.

During her performance, she told the concert audience how impressed she was by the XXX stores she had visited earlier in the day, it even inspired a new song for her next album. Her comments have already become a youtube sensation online, boasting hundreds of thousands of views.

Her remarks didn’t go unnoticed by local business owners however. A leading porn distributor in the area has offered Lady Gaga a year worth of high quality porn of all sorts. Knudsen from AEBN network made the following comment to the celebrity sex star: ”We think she’ll enjoy being able to take over 100,000 titles—straight, gay and everything in-between—on the road with her. Since she was so impressed by a sex shop here, we can’t wait to show her what North Carolina’s online entertainment options have in store for her.”

Knudsen encouraged Gaga to check out their company at her next opportunity and jumped on the remarks the star had made. Apparently, the innovative porn company has no problem providing gaga with free sex materials and wants to be able to provide Gaga with as much inspiration as possible.