I’m seeing this girl. She’s nice. She’s got a good head on her shoulders, which is rare for me because the women I usually frequent are bat-shit. I’m not an idiot. I know that I’m naturally drawn to fucked up chicks and I’m trying to break the habit. The problem with dating tame girls is that they don’t always let you do stuff that you’d see in your favorite XXX clips like a dutch fuck. What’s a dutch fuck you ask? Well dear readers, continue after the jump and find out.
As I mentioned before I’m currently dating a very nice girl. And by nice I mean, she carries dog treats in her purse just in case she comes across as stray that looks hungry. She told me that when she was 14 she used the word ass and cried for hours afterword because she felt so ashamed. She’s also from one of the Carolina’s. I should really listen more when she talks and know which Carolina she hails from, but I’m too busy staring at her tits and thinking that they’d be a great for dutch fucking.
Oh right, the definition of a dutch fuck. It’s when you use a woman’s boobs for stimulation. It’s also known as a titty fuck, sex chest (sounds like pirates booty), tit wank, TiFu (sounds like a fraternity), mammary intercourse (sounds like the name of a rare whale) and muscle fuck.
There’s no way the girl I’m seeing now will let me do this. We’ve been on six dates and there’s been nothing more than some light petting. Really light petting. I didn’t even get into the bone-zone. Until Miss Carolina lets me undo her shirt and give her tits a solid dutch fuck I’m going to use this picture of porn star Carmella Bing getting her boobs fucked as XXX material for getting my wank on.
For the record, I really like this girl and will make an effort to find out which Carolina those tits come from. Hopefully, it’s the good Carolina.
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